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@mrdahl15

Really, America? 🀨 PROVE. THEM. WRONG.

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The whole "American exceptionalism" attitude has been on the nose for donkey's years to be honest

09.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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ANALYSIS | SpaceX wants to launch a million satellites. Here's how that could impact us here on Earth | CBC News Scientists are deeply concerned about SpaceX's recent proposal to launch one million satellites into orbit around Earth. Their concerns range from a loss of the natural night sky and our access to spa...

SpaceX wants to launch a million satellites. Here's how that could impact the atmosphere and the night sky - 'These launches affect everyone,' says one astronomer. www.cbc.ca/news/science... #astronomy #astrophysics #science #SciChat

08.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 2

I love Rachel but I disagree with this.

Market manipulations are the core of what the Trump administration is all about.

09.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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the president has no idea what he has set in motion. none.

www.wsj.com/livecoverage...

09.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 14453 πŸ” 4410 πŸ’¬ 1544 πŸ“Œ 421

American military have always been famous for "friendly fire". Amongst other, equally dangerous things.

09.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Chris Murphy: "I think it's likely the United States that carried out this attack on this school. I think it's unforgivable under any circumstances, but the fact this was one of our first targeting decisions speaks to the incompetence of our leadership at the Dept of Defense."

08.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 21662 πŸ” 6719 πŸ’¬ 824 πŸ“Œ 352
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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

08.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 21863 πŸ” 4035 πŸ’¬ 255 πŸ“Œ 109

There's a code of conduct that says remove your cap when the national anthem is played in a stadium so one sure as hell removes it when honoring fallen soldiers.

08.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 4190 πŸ” 819 πŸ’¬ 254 πŸ“Œ 39
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BREAKING: The US has bombed Tehran’s main refinery and burning oil is now flooding down the streets into the city’s sewers.

This is a vision from hell, unleashed by the US tonight.

(πŸŽ₯ Vahid Online)

08.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 9336 πŸ” 5626 πŸ’¬ 955 πŸ“Œ 1034

As a Christian I take solace that some day in some way Trump will face accountability.

07.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 476 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 148 πŸ“Œ 12
Trump Fires Kristi Noem, Missing Epstein Files Published & Republicans Play Both Sides of Iran War
Trump Fires Kristi Noem, Missing Epstein Files Published & Republicans Play Both Sides of Iran War YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live

They only made him stronger.

youtu.be/xIPwqM2Wyr4?...

06.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It won't. It sucks.

As a research tool - forget it.

It could be much better.

The fact that it isn't, says a lot about the objectives of the algorithm.

It actively works to reduce the quality of the information at its disposal.

06.03.2026 07:07 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The fuck kind of answer is this

06.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 14420 πŸ” 4839 πŸ’¬ 2045 πŸ“Œ 697
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πŸ˜ͺ

www.abc.net.au/news/science...

06.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Proving yet again one of my basic rules on navigating Trumpism: He will always replace an incompetent person with someone more incompetent.

05.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 7911 πŸ” 2079 πŸ’¬ 789 πŸ“Œ 186
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This is how you write a goddamn headline.

05.03.2026 06:53 πŸ‘ 16200 πŸ” 2939 πŸ’¬ 437 πŸ“Œ 138
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Nation’s Dogs Celebrate Noem’s Firing A Special TBR Career Obituary

Nation’s Dogs Celebrate Noem’s Firing
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

05.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Well would you look at that

05.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 28336 πŸ” 8016 πŸ’¬ 841 πŸ“Œ 340

It's not limited to Queensland, misogyny is universal. As I keep reminding people.

05.03.2026 06:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Police told Kelly Wilkinson to β€˜cool off’ and give estranged husband β€˜a break’ days before he burned her to death, inquest hears Wilkinson was turned away by police while seeking help four days before she was murdered, Queensland coroner’s court told

Queensland police again! Why am I not surprised. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... #qldpol

05.03.2026 06:36 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Cricket was the name of the puppy that Kristi Noem murdered.

05.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 18145 πŸ” 3619 πŸ’¬ 614 πŸ“Œ 213
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Kelly: "You could pick a random group of people off the street tonight here in DC and they could probably do a better job than our government is doing right now. They don't have a goal, there's no strategic plan. And what this is likely to lead to is, again, a long war with a lot of dead Americans."

05.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 20640 πŸ” 5866 πŸ’¬ 658 πŸ“Œ 279
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NOEM: I would disagree with the judge

CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree?

NOEM: A what?

CROCKETT: A law degree

NOEM: No I do no-

CROCKETT: Okay

04.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 32507 πŸ” 8345 πŸ’¬ 1205 πŸ“Œ 678
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He’s like a really bad actor in a 1980s B action movie that went straight to video.

04.03.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 5114 πŸ” 1124 πŸ’¬ 1172 πŸ“Œ 227

Can you believe @mark-carney.bsky.social is on our country now? Like right now?!? Amazing.

04.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sounds expensive. Guess y'all better get another job so you can pay more taxes.

03.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 2455 πŸ” 607 πŸ’¬ 563 πŸ“Œ 144

When Bluesky was down today I went back to Twitter and was punched in the face by the stench of abandoned aquarium. Milo Yiannopoulos, who I honestly thought was dead, stanning Hillary Clinton. Dem flaks earnestly retweeting Nick Fuentes. It’s time to cordon off anyone left and introduce alligators.

04.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 9931 πŸ” 968 πŸ’¬ 329 πŸ“Œ 56

Who could have foreseen that the president who lies about literally everything, no matter how large or small, would lie about his intentions for war? I for one am as shocked as when mommy disappeared behind her hands only to reappear moments later

03.03.2026 10:55 πŸ‘ 5555 πŸ” 866 πŸ’¬ 123 πŸ“Œ 24
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'A disaster': Sen. Tillis criticizes Noem's leadership at DHS Sen. Thom Tillis, R-N.C., criticized Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem's leadership as a "disaster" during a Senate oversight hearing. Tillis spoke about her response to the fatal ...

πŸ”₯#Tillis just launched a $100,000,000 ad campaign against this administration for the price of a cup of coffee
WOW πŸ’₯ and WOW 🎯

03.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tom Tillis has been DESTROYING Noem for the last five minutes.

03.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 10488 πŸ” 2006 πŸ’¬ 485 πŸ“Œ 86