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I AM LIVING AND LOVING!!!

The tariffs, gurl.

Not if you have $100 cash and a JustForFans.

OMG thank you! You identified this diva and I just googled that she kept her US visa by proposing a lavender marriage to a homo artist outside a museum. QUEEN.

(But also kinda same path as Hillary, iykyk)

Was ALW in the Epstein files? Kinda seems likely.

As a very articulate salt-and-pepper puss of Scottish descent, I always thought I’d be Munkustrap. But the big faggot in me wants to be a Mistoffelees that rams Grizabella into the orch pit and demands a key change to finish Memory as a ragtime meets Fosse number.

Peter Moser + Biden-dick tweets = me giving last supper housewives tea on G-harmony to the Cathoholics.

And I am. 😮‍💨💨😈

People really think I’m hyper-sexual and promiscuous and here I am on a Sat night.

Sexting is a lot harder after you’ve coughed up a few deductibles.

I have weed and two weeks of vacation.

Blondie lyrics… “Call me! Call meeee call me callme anytime. CALL ME!”

Interpretive dance in a WWE venue.

I want a duet with Kate McKinnon.

Ooooo yessss! Emails?! She said CALL ME!

Physically, yes. I was thinking that Hillary reminds me of Katharine Turner when I read you reply! 😂 Loves pants? ✅ Doesn’t need a man? ✅✅

I’ll allow it.

You have validated MY experience! I really thought this was HC and was so excited and then kinda disappointed when I realized I was maybe wrong. So, I’m thrilled to know someone else thought the same! Let’s fuck. Or high five. You choose.

I have moved on to Antiques Roadshow on @wttw.bsky.social which, in this episode, is in Louisiana. During the breaks (while I make a cocktail) I go through all my whyte southern accents—state by state—and improv the micro-aggressions whyte people come up with for their family “lore” on these shows.

Very disappointed to find out the woman singing with the Gorillaz on SNL tonight was not actually Hillary Clinton

You all remember going shopping with your mom and she’d be in the makeup department and try on the sample that’s been on the counter for two weeks and touched by 3700 different people?

Back in the days where we all had oral herpes and no one cared.

Seriously doubt this man has tan lines.

Porter Moser prob got a big ol’ Biden-type fatty. Look at those ears. 🤤🥵

These comments are so white boomer.

Smash

Unique way to call someone crumbs. #naturevalleyinsults

Growth is what creates self-love.

I need more details, please and thank you. Send me the Partiful.

seen and validated and appreciated in the same way you have done that for me. Knowing where you are right now in life, I want to step up and do that for you now more than ever. I want to call you friend, clearly and intentionally. Because I know you will be one of the best I can have with me in this