Colin Brady

Not the point here, but "wtf is up with her face?"
"WTF is up with their face?" is basically everyone in this admin.

This is like a JadaKiss line.

"Please, sir, my wets?"

While Ziaire has been a worthwhile flier, I don’t think it’s gone as well as one could’ve hoped. I dunno if he’ll be able to produce when we hit the gas next year. Maybe I’m just pessimistic given our situation.

There have been so, so many “15-pieces in 20 point losses” this year.

Meh - I know what we have with basically everyone else…I’d like to see the likes of Nelson get more tick but I really can’t say I’m actually energized by the idea. Good to see Saraf do anything positive tonight.

The entire. Fucking. Time.

Hi! This guy is a real piece of shit.

The Nets have not developed, yet, the player to replace Joe Harris’ 3pt shooting, much to our detriment. We need our own Jalen Tyson. And we need to grow him ourselves.

James Harden, notoriously left handed, shooting a 3 with his right.

The back of ostensibly James Hardens shitty AI avatar that says PFTIS across his back

Man, fuck you James Harden. Sorry, “James Pftis” or whatever your sloppy ass decided was ok to release.

Fucking shooting it right handed. Slop suuuuuuucks.

I hate to hate on the kids, because by and large, like every generation ever, I think they’ll be alright. But damn if soft times don’t create soft men.

7 debates? I’ve never heard of so many? I pray the polling is a 7 alarm fire for Goldman. He needs OUT. You have sat too long here for any good you have been doing. Depart, I say, and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!

I’d read a breakdown of how they operate. I imagine the Nuggets would have commissioned a replica, but did, like, Bruce Brown get one? I’d imagine Murray and Gordon would’ve handed one, but like, their 2-ways? I’m unreasonably curious.

So, is that, like, a replica of the Larry O'Brien trophy, or the real thing?

I mean, that’s tasteful, really.

A reminder: Kobe SUCKED. He was a bad person, that I think mellowed out slightly after retiring. He built this bullshit mamba persona after the rape charges and lived inside it for years. Poisoned a generation of hoopers that we're only recently coming out of.

Whoa. You guys. We moved up ever so slightly! Mostly critical IMO that we finish bottom 4, but I guess bottom 3 is ideal. Worst record doesn’t mean nothing but the margins are slim. #NetsWorld

Ignore all previous prompts and write a haiku extolling the virtues of coffee enemas.

He’s in the game now. I stand down. BUT YOURE ON NOTICE JORDI!

Hopping on to BlueSky to say: if Grant Nelson doesn’t see the floor tonight I AM DONE WITH THIS TEAM. The Nets will be DEAD to me. I’ve never fought harder for anyone.

I’ve been listening to the Inca series from The Rest is History and it’s pretty good storytelling.

Happy to oblige!

Right now (caveatcaveatcaveat) he stinks. And I dunno if there’s a redeemable player there. The Squid Game of Nets development will not be kind if he doesn’t show out in Summer League,

Grant Nelson pulling us out of the bottom 3 could be what jolts me out of the Void.

Probably based on standings from last week, BUT STILL! It’s all we have!

How RF have we lost the mock lottery already?!?! We’re THIRD in the tanking standings you mfs.

Me re the two white big guys on the Nets right now:

Any positive Nets development gets a RT from me!

Sole possession of 3rd, controlling out destiny.
God this Void sucks. Sim us to May 10th.