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Evan Marshall

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none of this would be happening if the police at the capitol had opened fire on Jan 6th like they should have.

08.01.2026 07:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

then maybe it's time to admit the sophomore was right all along buddy

04.01.2026 08:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would take Goofus out behind the shed and shoot him. Gallant I would shoot somewhere else, a place of honor

03.01.2026 06:08 πŸ‘ 1074 πŸ” 190 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0

he would be stealing mine.

12.08.2025 21:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think what is making everyone so angry isn’t just the cowardice of Senate Democrats, it’s their cowardice in comparison to the random normal person who runs for school board to oust a Moms for Liberty freak

14.03.2025 23:42 πŸ‘ 11327 πŸ” 2041 πŸ’¬ 132 πŸ“Œ 88
Steampunk is a niche market in austin that is not satisfied

Steampunk is a niche market in austin that is not satisfied

Steampunk is a niche market in austin that is not satisfied

15.03.2025 21:46 πŸ‘ 2730 πŸ” 481 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 30
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i’m losing my shit at this

16.03.2025 00:03 πŸ‘ 15757 πŸ” 1880 πŸ’¬ 771 πŸ“Œ 313

This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day

16.03.2025 02:51 πŸ‘ 12635 πŸ” 1389 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 76

[hannibal lecter voice]: did you make your mother load the dishwasher clarise?

16.03.2025 05:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

RIP J.G. Ballard you would have loved ejaculating as you intentionally swerved into a Tesla Model Y on the 405 at 70mph

08.03.2025 01:41 πŸ‘ 634 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1

what if the pope is fine and he's just doing this to expose the haters

08.03.2025 04:58 πŸ‘ 200 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3
A Wikipedia entry labeled β€œList of sexually active popes”

A Wikipedia entry labeled β€œList of sexually active popes”

26.12.2024 04:12 πŸ‘ 2590 πŸ” 210 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 43
Headline: β€œMoana 2, Wicked, and Gladiator II sending Black Friday to $100M+ record; ticketing sites backlogged.”

Headline: β€œMoana 2, Wicked, and Gladiator II sending Black Friday to $100M+ record; ticketing sites backlogged.”

Headline: Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade draws largest audience ever with more than 30M viewers

Headline: Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade draws largest audience ever with more than 30M viewers

We all stared into the abyss and were, like, β€œLet’s give the monoculture one last whirl.”

30.11.2024 03:21 πŸ‘ 1044 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 4

i am not a man amused by baubles and trinkets

07.07.2023 07:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0