It is indefensible that born-again Christians resist having a woman as President. That irrational thinking helped to elect Donald Trump twice. And look what that MAN has done to the nation. We have to be willing to elect the best candidate, whatever their sex or sexual orientation.
Release the Epstein Files
An atheist in the American heartland is about as rare as an Amish pole dancer. But here I am. Lucky me. On the plus side, being surrounded by born-again Christians provides nonstop comedy material. Those poor dimwits are hilariously crazy.
Listening to President Obama speak so eloquently at Rev. Jackson’s memorial drives home how much America has lost as we suffer at the hands of the current imbecilic occupant of the White House.
Because God is the almighty creator, He gets the blame for creating Donald Trump. Forgive me if I don’t “Praise The Lord!” for that divine act.
And Jesus said unto them, “So now the pedophile you elected as President has started a HOLY WAR. You people are so stupid! I command you to leave me and my dad out of it. Do not use us as an excuse to kill innocent women and children.”
I used to try to be tolerant of Born-again Christians, but since their stupidity helped to elect Trump twice, they are clearly a danger to the nation. Remaining tolerant of their unrelenting idiocy puts everything America stands for at risk.
Conservative evangelicals who DO NOT BELIEVE vaccines prevent illness, but DO BELIEVE prayer can stop bullets in a school shooting, have lost touch with reality - and that makes all of us less safe.
Pete Hegseth considers fallen American soldiers as nothing more than a PR problem that makes Donald Trump look bad. However, the heartbroken families who’ve lost loved ones will proudly honor their sacrifice and courage. They represent what it means to be an American. Not Trump and Hegseth.
Pete Hegseth considers fallen American soldiers as nothing more than a PR problem that makes Donald Trump look bad. However, the heartbroken families who’ve lost loved ones will proudly honor their sacrifice and courage. They represent what it means to be an American. Not Trump and Hegseth.
Trump wants to eliminate all that “science stuff” because he knows that ignorance breeds more MAGA.
Got it. There's plenty of funding to send troops into harm’s way, but not to take care of their health afterwards. This is shameful.
Conservatives passionately believe in free speech… as long as you are a Christian who agrees with their racism, sexism, and homophobia.
With no underage girls available, Trump was seduced by JD Vance’s eyeliner. Consequently, the red mark on Trump’s neck is a hickey courtesy of his VP.
Cartoon by
Sean Delonas
Trump’s press secretary, Karoline Leavitt, likes to pray before a White House briefing, petitioning the Lord to please make her lies sound believable. But that is a miracle even the Almighty can’t perform.
Trump is already suffering from morbid obesity, frontotemporal dementia, and fecal incontinence, and now, judging from the nasty rash on his neck, he can add leprosy to his list of afflictions! The evangelicals had better start praying for a miracle cure before it’s too late.
MAGA evangelicals = twice the stupidity.
Are we great yet
Jesus deserves better followers. Anyone would be an upgrade from the crowd He has now.
And Jesus said unto them, “For God’s sake, you elected a PEDOPHILE as president! Release the Epstein files, or I’m going to tell my dad we need to have another flood.”
Though MAGA claim they believe in the Constitution, they prefer to pick and choose which parts they’ll follow and which parts they’ll ignore. That makes it so much easier for them to wrap themselves in the flag and feel patriotic when, in reality, they are destroying our democracy.
To be convinced that an omnipotent God would choose Donald Trump to lead America is proof that evangelicals will believe anything.
Because of comparisons to President Obama, Donald Trump has an inferiority complex… And deservedly so.
It’s not surprising that the pedophile president’s attack on Iran is being declared by some as a biblical holy war. Throughout human history, the stupidity of religion has caused endless suffering and misery as competing groups killed each other over who had the better imaginary god.
Most often political cartoons say it best.
MAGA is popular with people who have more guns than teeth.
Conservatives won’t ban assault weapons that kill people, but they will ban vaccines that can save people. The nation’s blood is on their hands.
The stress of the Iran “EPSTEIN WAR” is going to set Trump’s bellicose bowels to barking. The presidential porcelain perch is going to need a plumber. Because we all know what Donnie is full of.
