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Laissez Les Biff Temps Ruler

@biffthetick

Matt. WideπŸ‘οΈAwake. Lover of (most) Minnesota sports, the Gophers, Essendon, Galway/Connacht, Everton, Werder, BrΓΈndby, and beyond. Sports, Steely Dan, The Union Forever. https://woke-walleye.printify.me/ LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/tm2s

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Now more than ever I’m convinced losing Anthony Bourdain meant we lost probably the biggest person on tv who advocated for the wonders of meeting new people and calling anyone online who hated learning new cultures the children they were, ruthlessly to the camera.

07.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 6935 πŸ” 1145 πŸ’¬ 104 πŸ“Œ 45

Come on Diaz, this isn’t worth it. #MNUFC

08.03.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box . ALT: a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box .

#MNUFC

08.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We’re clearly unmotivated due to the lack of fan opposition and noise of any kind

08.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Surridge with the face on Trapp #MNUFC

08.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Go off to my king bed once this gummy kicks in

08.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Loons looked so hesitant in the box there, almost like watching Gopher hockey try to decide whether to pass or shoot. Decisiveness required here, guys. #MNUFC

08.03.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m 43 I can go to bed at 9 pm on a Saturday if I want

08.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

3-1 the most dangerous lead in hockey

08.03.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Surridge with the foot up top

08.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A goal so beautiful my soccer-negative wife still yelled β€œOh my God wow!”

08.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Triantis the hard-running sniper!!! #MNUFC

08.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah well nevertheless

08.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
08.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is that the reason behind the 3-4-3?

08.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Surely the Loons can’t shit themselves as badly as the Wolves did today, right?

08.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

07.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 4040 πŸ” 1137 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 75

Wolves sucked it up today but the little dude is hooked for life, he had an absolute blast today #WolvesBack

08.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I have to be banned from going to basketball games. I’ve been to 3 this year and all of them were terrible.

07.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For sure. Bad game all around. At least the kiddo is having fun

07.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mandatory vaccination for every 3-pointer he misses.

07.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Personally think Edward’s not shooting in the 2nd wasn’t a great idea but what do I know?

07.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It doesn’t look good.

07.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

These are super late whistles on the Wolves.

07.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hero Ant coming?!

07.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol hits a 3 as I send this

07.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man Julius Randle looks completely lost out there, wtf has happened here?

07.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I just watched Rudy Gobert hit multiple practice 3s with my own eyes

07.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A 6 year old hockey player with the name β€œSixkiller” on their jersey

A 6 year old hockey player with the name β€œSixkiller” on their jersey

They’re calling it the most metal name in youth hockey

07.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m almost caught up at work

07.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0