𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱

New year. Same eternal void.

I just need cheese and quiet.

eating glue until I become the horse

There are two sides to every story.
Mine comes with queso and guacamole.

im surprised we never hooked up on mashed dot com

if i were cheese (i am) i would enjoy this

i wouldnt have it any other way 🖤🧀

it’s difficult to concentrate when you’re not buried in mashed potatoes

Ok ok, 2026 is the same as the last few hundred years. We get it.

sex with me is like bowling. there’s a lot of drinking and cursing. sticking your fingers in weird holes. you have to rent shoes

donuts are just edible mood rings

more like unlimited dreadsticks

retreating to my cheese dungeon until further notice

It's like things aren't even cake anymore

two cookies, i'm feeling crazy today

the never ending empty

i’m not picky, i’ll hop into any ol’ interdimensional gateway at this point

the feminine urge to untie the green ribbon that’s keeping my head attached to my neck

🖤 🥞 x ♾️

I need for there to be revenge.

from somewhere deep within the fridge i hear the discordant chants of the forgotten casserole

Oblivion loading a teen that says you are so fucked. Idiot.

if i got accused of being a witch i would simply kill the accusers with my witch magic

who gives a shit. enjoy yourself and eat pancakes forever

i sure love to eat, to devour even

Nobody has to be anywhere.

I sleep with my door shut cause aint no ghost in the hallway finna peak at me

it is the law of cosmic juices

this is definitely the timeline with the most pee