don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
08.03.2026 03:12
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don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
The online left is as gullible as they are insufferable
I’ve had to tell so many parents that their sons & daughters were dead, had been murdered. Their screams, their silences, their faces, their collapses, cling to me like cobwebs I can’t ever shake.
Our leaders, so callous with death as games or memes or brags, know nothing of grief, only of greed.
An absolute madness rune for the Extremely Online Left is that people like Stephen Miller were deliberately echoing their talking points vastly overemphasising/lying about Liz Cheney's role in the Harris campaign because they correctly sensed that doing agitprop about it was demobilising.
The Fargo Woodchippers. It’s like a baseball player was fed into a woodchipper but not really its an animated logo style.
Some of the Minor League promo team names are ok but sometimes they nail it.
The Fargo Woodchippers.
Black folks know why.
Why do people still waste pixels claiming Kamala Harris supposedly ran to the right of Trump on something, which supposedly demoralized some group of people, which supposedly caused her to lose?
There’s no issue on which Harris ran to Trump’s right. Not a single fucking one. Quit making shit up.
They protect people who can fucking win an election.
While Trump hurt our ability to help Americans get to safety by only having 4 confirmed Ambassadors in the 14 countries with evac orders and not planning ahead of time, it’s the career public servants at State Dept now stepping up. Let me tell you what’s been happening. THREAD (1/9)
@betsyphillips.bsky.social, chronicler of the Nashville Hyperloop boondoggle, will love this.
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There is NOT actual proof of this, you loon.
Its like he's never even heard the term 'quagmire' before
Chlorine dioxide is an industrial bleach for lumber and freaks like RFK give autistic kids enemas with it. Kids die from the practice. These people just want autistic kids dead.
Calicos are psychopaths. And so magnificent.
it’s not like we couldn’t have seen this coming (more than a year ago)…
youtu.be/sedx7rkSOMc?...
The Justice Department released additional documents related to late, disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein, including FBI interview notes about unverified allegations against Donald Trump
My mom took me to a rerelease of #ASpaceOddyssey at the Macarthur theatre in DC. It had an intermission and everything! It blew my tee-tiny mind. #TCMParty
Happy #RockfordFriday to all who celebrate
Ah, Cooper Black! One of the all-time great old-time typefaces.
I grew up around DC in the ’70s. It was a glorious and ridiculous time. God bless Fanne Foxe!
The G-O-P smells like a P-I-G. They're gettiin' that loser stink.
One of the highlights of working at Paramount during peak of #metoo movement was coming into office and hearing, "Hey, this creep is gone" ... "Hey, that creep is gone."
Article indicates this reversal isn't "statement about second chances" just hiring people who are now cheap. 🥴
Whoa! Prasad out?! I missed that! Thanks be to God!
Summary of recent HHS departures:
-Unqualified weirdo Jim O’Neill out as CDC Director
-“Measles outbreaks are the cost of doing business” Ralph Abraham out as his Dumbass Deputy
-Venomous podcaster Vinay Prasad out at FDA.
Yet human cassowary and denim enthusiast RFK Jr. remains.
Plunged the towels in and scrunched ’em. Next morning I put them in the wash with NO detergent and vinegar in the rinse cycle. They don't stink no more! Even the ones I bought at Pier1 back in the ’90s!
Y'all, that water was disgusting.
Y'know that weird, stale-grease smell your kitchen towels get? I got rid of it! I filled a bucket with 2 scoops of Oxi-Clean, a healthy squeeze of Dawn, and the hottest tap water I could manage.…
A brief guide to the war with Iran so far:
Every time y’all talk about Platner all I think about is how Dana Carvey and Stephen Colbert already covered this with their Skinheads from Maine sketch
One thing I hate about all the defenses of Platner is the underlying, deeply dumb and destructive belief that it's all about casting. Wanted: Rugged bearded tell-it-like-it-is oysterman to appeal to the great anxious white center, the holy grail of politics. Further details not of immense concern. >
