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breaking news: i replaced all the important bits inside my apartment’s toilet bc it was a cheap busted landlord special, and in the process learned the porcelain parts of the toilet are older than me 😅

Regardless, it flushes with a more youthful confidence now, so were taking the W

I wish we could grey rock this fucking regime

This is so far beyond impeachment, inquiries, hearings, or any strongly worded demands.

They are all complicit. Our country harbors and protects racists, pedos and murderers with comically massive piles of money.

They are all complicit in this shit.

If any regime needs changing, its the US

Only congress can approve this, only congress can approve that.

My good bitches, look up how many members of congress take AIPAC money, or some form of money from Israel. Look how many powerful people of money are on the Epstein list.

Queenis

She be pondering the orb sometimes

Orbitz. I know its kinda trendy to say so right now, mostly from the food challenge corner of the internet “lets drink this 24 year old bottle of meme food” but tbh i loved loved them. I’d buy a few at a time from 7-11 and keep my fridge stocked.

And yeah, it was all about the mouthfeel.

Dear brain: I would like it if you stopped with the “im boring, ugly and unfuckable narrative. And id especially appreciate ti if you stopped using “i’m fat” as a constant pejorative running narrative.

Somewhere beneath this crust of self loathing there’s a good person, i swear.

Um, very good 😌

Ma’am you show up at 2:25am and immediately got me squeezing my thighs together.

Animals love me 🥰 Tonight i had:
A dog
A girl
A cat

All clamoring for my attention. I was happy to give! 😊

All I’m saying is you ask me nicely for the petting, you’re gonna get sooo many pettings

This pup is named Kirby! Jabu is a cute name for a pup 100%

Picture of a pupper laid across a person loneays, nose resting on the person’s chest

POV: ur a pupper that I gave lots of headpats and scritches. Not pictured: the girl that I also gave lots of head pats and scritches, at the same time.

🫂

When Palintir does it, its for public safety, nothing to see here, ignore the cameras everywhere.

When we do it, its so scawwy oh no! 😢

Screenshot of the account delete screen for the dating app Taimi, with the word “delete” typed in the verification box

Taimi was already disappointing me, but then they prompt me to turn on an AI search agent feature?

Im far left in many ways 😊

ADHD is when I start having ideas about how to handle an issue at work and my brain decides: OH WERE DOING IDEAS?? OKAY LET’S MAXIMIZE OUR IDEA TIME AND EXTEND THIS TO EVERYTHING ELSE GOING ON IN OUR LIFE. SIMULTANEOUSLY.
IMMEDIATELY.

He is not *nearly* lonely enough.

Asking for a bunny version bc its 100% me, otherwise 😅

Sticky situation

Giving*

Aliens With Big Naturals 😍

Image of a bowl of cereal with a freeze dried strawberry slice, that has an uncanny resemblance to a certain type of genitalia

I should call her

Have you tried looking into finasteride? I had a literal bald spot and that was almost completely reversed by taking it for a few years

Oh im a big silly i already have that list blocked 😅 thanks anyway

Which list in particular?

Who needs AI slop when Monster Girl Maker still exists?

FUCK ICE 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕