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She is vying for a spot as a contestant on Trump’s next game show: What Was Trump’s Lunch, Yesterday?

Anyone who would say one of those movies is incredibly offensive just hasn’t seen The Giant Spider Invasion yet.

Anyone who would say one of those movies is incredibly offensive just hasn’t seen The Giant Spider Invasion yet.

Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS
At the Earth’s Core
The Giant Spider Invasion

There were no better movies than that that year. None.

How can you top how funny the people who are running the war are making it? ‘We’ve got some people lined up to replace the people we killed, however they are also dead.’

The lamest escape hatch ever.

The war will end and all goals will be accomplished when Trump feels it.

I wonder how many children could have gotten HIV treatment with that money.

The world is just a toy for them to break.

Any true fan of that actor k owns them from Die Drei von der Tankstelle.

Kind of ended on a downer there.

MAUA!!!! Thats not an acronym. That’s the sound of panic the world is in.

What are we not talking about right now? That’s what he wants.

That’s not a big priority for Trump.

Multiply that by three. There were three of those planes shot down.

Can’t wait to see what the bill of this war is going to be. I wonder how much it’ll offset the savings from eliminating USAID’s 21bill budget that fed millions of children and provided HIV treatment to 500,000 children around the world in 2024 alone.

Maybe there’s a reason countries actually prepare for war instead of just deciding one day, ‘hey, let’s attack a country today.’

Crew survived all three. Thankfully. Each of those planes cost roughly 100 million dollars.

Just trying to imagine how that conversation would actually have gone were it actually to have happened. ‘Hi President, you don’t know me but my wife who hates me fucks me now.’

MAGA centerfold right there.

I just spent a few seconds listening to a Middle East expert talk about lawn chairs before realizing what she was actually saying. I was like ‘Why would Iran want to target our lawn chairs?’ I wonder if it’s a common mistake. Maybe we should start calling lawn chairs something else just to be safe.

You’ve got to be real careful to say that word very clearly when telling people that’s what you are.

Man, that’s old!!

The bombing is going to continue until peace happens.

This sounds horrible and I hope it’s untrue. I trust Iranian sources even less than I trust MAGA sources.

Just saw it with my mom at the Laemmle in West LA. It was very funny. Missi Pyle was there for a Q&A afterwards which was also fun to listen to. Our hopes are that she managed to escape without giving the audience member the hug he asked for.

The people who voted for this aren’t going anywhere, so there’s probably little hope after he leaves too.

And certainly with shittier music.

Super worried that these massive companies wouldn’t work it out. Here’s some perspective: USAIDs budget in 2024 was 21 billion. In 2024 alone, it provided HIV treatment to over 500,000 children. Over the last two decades is responsible for preventing the death of 30 million children.

Wow. They dropped right past Trisha Stone to Cousin Oliver? That’s low.