“Ah, a choice! We get to make a decision; from here, the story is in our control! How important we musn't squander the opportunity.”
@spoonsie
teaspoonsarah on twitch 4'10" of belligerence. Like if a glib facsimile had pert knockers certified NeverStreamer uses language disrespectfully and recreationally poet, gamer, lover, general nuisance and ASBO in spirit~ posting whatever springs to mind
“Ah, a choice! We get to make a decision; from here, the story is in our control! How important we musn't squander the opportunity.”
“Oh, hold up, what's this? Hmm... hmm, the confusion ending? You're telling me...that's what this is? It's all one giant ending? And we're supposed to restart the game... what... eight, eight times?!”
November @postoctobrist FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife 1:27 PM · Feb 18, 2017
had occasion to remember this one
kitten
i should call him
It Only Tuesday
It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
Thank you for coming to today's Kingdom Hearts stream, where we played Kingdom Hearts
and you do it amazingly <3
“When Liu, 20, decided to return to skating, she did so with conditions. She’d wear what she wants. Dance to the music she wants. Eat what she wants. Take breaks when she wants…. [Skating] would be the vehicle through which she displayed the real Alysa.”
she did it! her! way!!
tushý
Tweet from @helluhvegan if u think sex work is so easy try to take a nice butthole pic rn 3:55pm - 4/17/21
Elmo @elmo Ramadan Mubarak to all of Elmo's friends! Elmo loves you! 12:37 PM • 2/19/26
i bet all the replies to this will be normal & well-adjusted
LOVE THIS 💗
This really is a great picture:
i got to lurk while u were drawing and it was so nice and chill and basically u got me through my work day so thankies <3
yaaaaaaaay! #mynap
photo of a hard taco from taco bell with a shell made from doritos. the shell-shaped wrapper says "Taco Bell: TACO on the inside. Doritos on the outside."
of COURSE there's a technology the left is excited about
omg congrats! how will u celebrate?
omg fab thank you so much! but also i'm still gonna admire u mwahahaha
ohhhh dear that's been added to my lexicon
Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X! See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.
happy chinese new year neigh
Bluesky prompt. Oi! bruv? and "Draughts"
meanwhile, on british bluesky
“are LLMs neurodivergent?” - the greatest thread in the history of bluesky, locked by me after 12,239 pages of heated death threats,
Feb 17, 2023 tweet by Molly White: it's only a matter of time before a kid lets go of a mylar balloon at a birthday party and an F-22 comes roaring overhead to neutralize the threat
this is what dating me is like