“Ah, a choice! We get to make a decision; from here, the story is in our control! How important we musn't squander the opportunity.”
06.03.2026 13:34
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“Oh, hold up, what's this? Hmm... hmm, the confusion ending? You're telling me...that's what this is? It's all one giant ending? And we're supposed to restart the game... what... eight, eight times?!”
06.03.2026 15:32
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November
@postoctobrist
FRANCE: we're fancy
WORLD: ok
FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch
WORLD:
FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife
1:27 PM · Feb 18, 2017
had occasion to remember this one
01.03.2026 19:37
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kitten
01.03.2026 06:25
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28.02.2026 19:16
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i should call him
25.02.2026 23:58
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It Only Tuesday
It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
24.02.2026 20:43
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Thank you for coming to today's Kingdom Hearts stream, where we played Kingdom Hearts
23.02.2026 23:44
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and you do it amazingly <3
22.02.2026 22:38
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Alysa Liu’s Olympic run came with terms. Her choreographer helps her express them
Liu is the best U.S. hope for an Olympic medal in women's figure skating, which would be the country's first in the competition since 2006.
“When Liu, 20, decided to return to skating, she did so with conditions. She’d wear what she wants. Dance to the music she wants. Eat what she wants. Take breaks when she wants…. [Skating] would be the vehicle through which she displayed the real Alysa.”
she did it! her! way!!
20.02.2026 00:22
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tushý
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Tweet from @helluhvegan
if u think sex work is so easy try to take a nice butthole pic rn
3:55pm - 4/17/21
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Elmo
@elmo
Ramadan Mubarak to all of Elmo's friends!
Elmo loves you!
12:37 PM • 2/19/26
i bet all the replies to this will be normal & well-adjusted
20.02.2026 14:40
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LOVE THIS 💗
20.02.2026 04:26
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This really is a great picture:
20.02.2026 02:08
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i got to lurk while u were drawing and it was so nice and chill and basically u got me through my work day so thankies <3
20.02.2026 22:09
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yaaaaaaaay! #mynap
19.02.2026 20:53
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photo of a hard taco from taco bell with a shell made from doritos. the shell-shaped wrapper says "Taco Bell: TACO on the inside. Doritos on the outside."
of COURSE there's a technology the left is excited about
18.02.2026 15:47
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omg congrats! how will u celebrate?
19.02.2026 01:25
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omg fab thank you so much! but also i'm still gonna admire u mwahahaha
19.02.2026 01:13
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ohhhh dear that's been added to my lexicon
18.02.2026 22:09
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Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads
Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X!
See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.
18.02.2026 20:13
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happy chinese new year neigh
16.02.2026 16:00
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14.02.2026 15:21
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Bluesky prompt. Oi! bruv? and "Draughts"
meanwhile, on british bluesky
11.02.2026 22:15
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“are LLMs neurodivergent?” - the greatest thread in the history of bluesky, locked by me after 12,239 pages of heated death threats,
12.02.2026 02:25
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Feb 17, 2023 tweet by Molly White: it's only a matter of time before a kid lets go of a mylar balloon at a birthday party and an F-22 comes roaring overhead to neutralize the threat
12.02.2026 02:12
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this is what dating me is like
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