eel slime.

he's going home

this is all the gen 2 team sprites if they coughed

If you receive SNAP, you can get 50% off your Metro fare. A great program not enough people know about:

calling honeybees "livestock" will never stop amusing me because in 95% of scenarios (like unless they're totally indoors somehow?) they have the ability to quit. if you suck at keeping bees, they will eat all the honey, take their mom, and leave. we are just the property managers

like you see it get used in the pro-anti shit and it's like you're all annoying for making this your personality actually

the term "virtue signaling" never fails to annoy me. like of course people can be extremely performative online but it's almost always used in this like. our blessed opinions vs their barbarous discourse way lmao

Before the nurses strapped me into the laser machine, they pulled up Spotify and asked for my favorite album.

“Uh, it’s Kanye’s Late Registration, but he's a Nazi now. Let's go with my second favorite.”

Chat, I spent 40 minutes gently rotating to Carly Rae Jepsen’s landmark E•MO•TION (2015).

that being said. pierogi was so little. what the fuck.

you can only block the pet/person from memories entirely which is annoying. i wouldn't mind the occasional one but it's almost entirely cinders, all the time, forever. it's been years???

googling "can google photos stop showing me my dead cat like 20 times a week"

i need to actually watch the show im just like (points) that's MY heat stroke convention : )

YEA i looked it up ive just been waiting since it was revealed one of the eps this season was the 4th weekend lol

the anthrocon episode happened and no one told me??!!

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

I specced into the wrong profession. I need to pay withers 100 gold to change my class

a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

we had one last time, skeledirge!

my mom still complains about the whale in kings quest iv. household legend.

It actually kicks ass how much the people who run this site hate the people who use it. Just constant seething meltdowns over having to put up with a bunch of artists, furries, and trans people instead of crypto-hustlers and AI guys making Linkedin-tier posts. I'm glad they're miserable, frankly

extra funny bc none of this explains how they'd like. move around. i hope the jacked huttlet zooms around

ok reddit user huttstuff_here

thank god he's got armor for his delicate shoulders

lrp please imagine that guy fighting with blades. like. he's a slug.

Read these sentences aloud to my wife and watched her face turn into a sour warhead

it wasnt even marked blazed or "based on your likes" but obv i am not following them either. it just really wanted me to have this information about a stranger

tumblr decided to show me someone's intro post formatted like an rp blog that gives me the status of their pussy. incredible website.

Guy pushing my gurney: My name is Hadji
Me very high: Aah the brother of a friend of mine in HS was named Hadji thats a cool name
H: Mine is short for [sorry I was very high]
Mvh: thats a cool name. Cant really shorten mine
H: maybe Ott? That is a word for horse in my language
Mvh: Thats beautiful

Just making sure you unmuted this

today i realized windows put ai in notepad. notepad!! i don't even want spellcheck in notepad!!! what happens in there is between me and god