Mouse 🐭

Asked for sour patch kids and HOLYY did my roommate deliver 😍

On the brightside I got through Sabrina Carpenter's entire discography

Love going to the office just to talk to literally 0 people and spend the entire day with headphones in

Hmmmm okay valid

How cold is too cold for my house to be?

(Asking for my not Canadian roommate's sake)

Also one (good) knife is almost entirely adequate.

You can add a bread knife and paring knife if you're _really_ wild

I've been known to ride Marta from time to time

The really annoying (and a bit insidious thing) is that it appears YouTube promotes channels that make shorts content much more in general and a lot of creators are feeling forced to make shorts to keep or grow their channel :/

genderfluid in the sense that i'm a boy when i play counter-strike so my team doesn't act weird to me

dutch wasn’t originally all cutesy like “weer petten de leetel raabbet”, but they changed it so they could i’m-just-a-little-guy their way out of being in trouble for the east india company

Destroyed, savage, wrekt

Bisexual ass seascape

Do you manually cross-post on here and the bird app or do you have some sort of automation? @nobr.me

If you order doordash and scarf down your food you can probably take that 1hr and turn it into 15 minutes so you can start gooning more

Woke up with a tummy ache because I ate too many sour jelly beans last night so I'm staying home from work 🙎

I need to find more venti posters on here before I fully switch over

oh woah I have one of these I forgor

image of a blue sky with a rainbow with the text "be a slut do whatever you want"

Thank you!

Exception: Unless you're calling me because you're at the store and wondering if you should pick up a fun little drink for me.

Actually scratch that. Just assume I want the fun little drink. Especially if it's an AriZona.

Do not. Under any circumstances barring imminent injury or death. Call me. ESPECIALLY if calling me to discuss logistics or plan making. I need the information in TEXT form because I have offloaded my memory to the written word due to my brain being scrambled eggs.

We're SO back