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Michael Babker

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Accumulator of low activity social media accounts. Possibly finding new ways to finalize PHP libraries. Opinions, while my own, generally aren’t popular.

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DevOps in 2026 means having contingency plans for upstream data centers being struck by explosive devices, apparently.

02.03.2026 20:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man is crying and saying `` i 'm tired boss '' in a dark room . ALT: a man is crying and saying `` i 'm tired boss '' in a dark room .

How I feel about *gestures broadly* in 2026.

04.02.2026 15:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is why vibe coding worries me so much. If I can’t get AI, in the state it’s in in Q4 2025 to knock out simpler asks for small scale platforms, why should I trust it to handle platforms with millions of dollars in transactions annually?

29.12.2025 20:54 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I let AI knock out some things I’ve been putting off for a while, and neither time did it really do the job well. I still had to do a lot more review and coding myself than I’d have expected for the simple tasks I’d asked to be completed. (1/2)

29.12.2025 20:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

As much as I like @digitalocean.com I can't say I'm a fan of their consistent RTs slamming AWS today. Using a competitor's service issues as a way to market your service leaves a sour taste in my mouth.

20.10.2025 16:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know you're having a bad day when the status page starts spitting up 500 errors.

20.10.2025 15:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I miss the days I could look at multiple files from @github.com PRs at once.

16.10.2025 12:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The way I watch people use Laravel's enum_value() sometimes makes me wish PHP didn't add enums.

10.10.2025 12:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I miss the days when I could work on open source code without being forced into having political opinions.

01.10.2025 14:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GitHub stops responding the minute after I push my own release to production. Surely that's just a coincidence.

13.08.2025 18:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This week is one of those weeks that reminds me why my OSS contributions have slowed down to (mostly) business needs. I'm too technically apolitical to care enough to want to work a 2nd full time DevOps/SA job just to not use a GitHub-like service.

12.08.2025 13:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I missed the news about Microsoft's CoreAI and GitHub being placed under it from the beginning of the year, but with that knowledge in mind, it explains so much about the (questionable) direction GitHub's moving.

11.08.2025 15:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Something I will never not be annoyed by as an OSS maintainer is how quickly people will pile on with +1 or "up" comments on issues but heaven forbid anyone do anything to help test or review changes.

10.07.2025 13:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you can't even be bothered to replace the AI-generated placeholder in your email closing, I'm just going to assume that you and everybody you work with are incompetent at your jobs and should seek new work. Attention to detail matters, folks.

01.07.2025 15:09 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I always get a chuckle about the people who groan about OSS projects not self-hosting all their infrastructure. Not every project has the resources to do it, and not everyone wants to volunteer to be a full-time DevOps person for an underfunded software project.

23.06.2025 15:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's 2025 and there are still OSS projects which will not run their automated tests or static analysis tools if the code style isn't up to snuff. But I'm sure a line not being indented properly is good cause to not run the unit tests to validate a change.

20.06.2025 21:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The sooner we see the end of corporate exploitation of open source software (LOL who am I kidding it won't happen), the sooner posts like gitlab.gnome.org/GNOME/libxml... stop being a normal thing.

18.06.2025 17:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Which of you broke Google Cloud?

12.06.2025 18:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Another day, another waste of time blocking IP addresses from LLM enabled web crawlers. Oh, BTW, Scrapy, it's really a dick move to have a SaaS that doesn't publish an IP list, and also a red flag on how bad your product is.

09.06.2025 15:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The more I try to use Laravel's ApplicationBuilder "slim skeleton", the more I get bitten by bugs that it introduced by changing the order of operations for when certain things run.

28.05.2025 22:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My GitHub notifications today say that folks don't read past the pinned and/or most recently opened issue.

20.05.2025 16:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would pay good money for a GitHub feature that blocks commits where the message is "wip".

19.05.2025 15:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It only took 6 months for someone to figure out that using negative emoji reactions when someone’s behavior deserves said reactions shouldn’t be a banable offense.

08.05.2025 02:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There aren't many things more cringeworthy than the excessive emoji use in AI generated content.

29.04.2025 13:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm pretty sure there is no PHP SDK I've worked with that is worse about versioning than Twilio.

08.04.2025 16:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today's protip for developers, don't store version strings as floating point numbers.

31.03.2025 14:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One of the most annoying things about all the AI hype is how much time I spend figuring out what network ranges I need to block because they're all so spammy.

13.03.2025 13:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s not a bug for a #PHP #Symfony bundle to be using the token storage on a stateless route, I shouldn’t have to work around upstream fixes because of this misunderstanding.

03.03.2025 15:37 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Interesting choice by Laravel to make github.com/laravel/nigh... an AGPL package instead of MIT…

20.02.2025 14:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot of a poker tracker showing a flopped royal flush in Texas Hold’em

Screenshot of a poker tracker showing a flopped royal flush in Texas Hold’em

Well here’s a first, and a last @rec.poker

15.01.2025 02:10 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0