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Cozy games offer the power fantasy of being able to effectively manage a large number of tasks.

Artificer has some cool features, but I'm never not going to rag on the class for being a magic school dropout who only PRETENDS to do science.

You don't actually make things as an Artificer, just conjure and enchant them.

If I made an MMO, it would be pretty obtuse. Loads of secrets. No set path. Open-ended crafting systems and junk items with secret uses if you meet hidden requirements. Content that varies by a hidden per-player seed. I do not want players to be able to create a comprehensive guide.

This is how I access Bluesky

Me, making recipe testing notes: "1 clove of garlic? That seems absurd, better put in half a head, just to be sure."

Me, later: "Huh, might need more garlic."

Those look awesome!

The idea I just had as I wrote this is some kind of auto loading system for making multiple attacks with heavy weapons in the same turn. Maybe requiring not to move in the turn you use it, and/or generating heat.

I keep coming back to having some kind of big integrated launcher, but that just feels like I'm copying the Barbarossa. Maybe if it was something like a walking barrage? A flak cannon? Hybrid?

The Apocalypse Rail does big area and anti-air too, though. I don't wanna re-invent the wheel.

If they do a Legends Johto, I want an important NPC to be the ancestor/descendant of Youngster Joey.

That is the how the Chain of Rulership came to be the symbol of office for generations of kings. The cursed chain makes the kingdom's rulers wise and just, but also deeply unhappy. The position places a great strain upon those who hold it, and life expectancy after taking the throne is low.

However, his successor found themselves struggling to navigate the kingdom's Byzantine politics. Out of desperation, they decided to ask the old king for advice. Amazingly, they found him a changed man, compassionate and deeply insightful. Wearing the manacles had made him an ideal king.

#worldbuilding #fantasy

Long ago, the king of a certain land was deposed for his decadence and placed in magical manacles. These manacles couldn't be removed while the wearer lived, and bore a curse of introspection, forcing the wearer to think constantly on their mistakes and the harm they caused.

The one with the nubstick is interesting, but overall, I'd say we got lucky with the design we got.

Name sounds familiar, but I don't think I can place a mental image to it.

Quotes from my #TTRPG group;

"They don't have a Wisconsin of tomatoes."

Monk weapon proficiencies are just for garnish. You're not intended to actually use them. They're just there to help with the presentation of the class.

I'm caught up on Strange/fake, and I need an animation of FGO!Ishtar doing "I steal cheese, you can't catch me!" with the key, only to get shot by Gil.

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You shouldn't take someone's word that they are who they say online any more than you should believe medical/tech advice posted by random people.

I never want my account to be verified, no matter how "famous" I become. First of all, it seems egotistical to think you're so special that you need more than a unique username. Secondly, I expect anyone following me to be at least a bit internet savvy, and not trust things without multiple sources.

Would any gay people like to come for me in the night?
And maybe we could kiss?

You're being cronkulus.

*than give 🤦‍♀️

If some kid has a swelled head from being told they're the Chosen One and does something reckless, they could hurt more than themselves. Better to be sure that give a chance for an accident. I bet he scares EVERY year's students with a test for the class prodigy.

2/2

You know, a lot of people disliked Silas Adder right from his introduction in Fountain of Youth, but I think the way he treats Alan is pretty reasonable. He's the ALCHEMY teacher, after all.

1/2

#alanporter #AP&tFoY #booksfromanau

"Play the hand you're dealt."

The hand I was dealt is three non-consecutive cards in different suits, the rules card, and a Circle of Protection: Blue.

Man, I'm so glad I've lived long enough to loop back around to people showing me cool rocks. That's a really dope rock!

Sometimes, relativistic time requires a sandwich.

Hypothesis;

Given that relativistic time requires that multiple moments are happening simultaneously, time can only be linear if the future is predestined.

Given that we can experience that we have free will, the future cannot be predestined.

Therefore, relativistic time REQUIRES a multiverse.

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I believe in learning from my deaths in games, but objectively every single one this morning has been motherfucking horseshit and not my fault, so nyeeeeh!