Christine

SO HELP ME if he pronounces it Batmuhn or Batmn or any way other than Bat Man.

His facial expression went from condescending to slightly embarrassed (to his credit?) so fast. He moved away from our table VERY quickly.

I shook his hand and then he just expectantly looked at me until I eventually said, “So, I’m just gonna scooch right on past ya to my seat there!” it had not seemed to cross his mind that I would have approached for any reason other than seeking an audience with him lol.

Now feels like the time to share about when I was at an event on Capitol Hill and got up to get a drink, and when I came back, Markwayne Mullin was leaning on my chair and talking to someone at my table. I politely stood to the side, and when he was done, he turned and introduced himself to me.

You KNOW they searched for a more miserable-looking photo of him and just couldn’t find it.

This happened to me with a number I have to call from work all the time. Imagine my chagrin when the number I normally press to talk to a human took me to automation! I had to hang up and re-listen to the menu to figure out how to get to a human! They really got me.

The insane thing is that JD probably thought he would actually come 😭😭😭

American Church, we all talk about the decline, and want to blame those outside.

The call is coming from inside the house.

UGH. I wish this were surprising. It’s not…but it is horrific on so many levels!

I think if James Wood slammed into me I would…die?

Post when you’re back so we know you’ve alive.

LUCY why did you invite ONE HUNDRED PEOPLE and buy the GOLD PLATES and platinum silverware how DARE you?!?!?

As someone who is virtually never able to watch any events live, I feel bad when I see you talking about working hard to get these out early. Idk what event this is but I’m probably gonna watch it on like Tuesday, already knowing the result anyway!

Naz Reid poster dunk OH MY GOD

Today I almost texted a friend that I hoped she didn’t get sick? since her kids have the stomach bug AND that it was a bummer her husband was going out of town? Lots to read into both of those, probably 😂

Gotta pull the Canadians into the war restart, eh?

😂

This is absolutely correct and matches the energy 😂

With your adorable hair!!!

An incredibly suspicious amount of protesting happening.

I follow you here and loosely know what’s going on ALL DAY and then I’m amazed when the newsletter arrives in the morning and it’s such a well-written delight! And with such subject lines as “You win some, you luge some”! How could you ask for anything more?!

I did too! There are like one thousand small children there ready to sweep up! And there’s hardly anything to get!

Oof this is the ONLY reason this is acceptable, but you’re right that if that’s what was going to happen, he timed it right!

😂😂😂

“You guys should really track and recognize who does the best at these! Perhaps give them a prize of some sort! The top three, maybe?”

Olympics organizers: “…..yes?”

Probably woulda needed the gold in order to use this as a method to get the girl back, right?

I bet he could do a backflip.

Our room was indignant!

Danny O’Shea and Ellie Kam saving Amber’s butt by pulling an unexpected point is so great. Ilia certainly gets the main attention but they were phenomenal over-performing expectations!

I keep thinking this! How do they know! I’m like “ooh that was good” and Tara IMMEDIATELY is like “just a little short on the rotation there” like, what?!? How are you counting so confidently?

The very prominent Puffs in the figure skating kiss & cry really stood out to me 😂