ROONIE: I need more exercise. Does walking count? Ooo, does EATING count?! What if I eat very FAST? Or if I eat HEAVY things? So I have to LIFT them!! | FLYNN: Or you could actually just STOP EATING for five minutes. | A pause. | ROONIE: You should really be more supportive of my exercise habit.
Your friend telling the truth on your diet. | More comics: buff.ly/PL6TCf3
HOT CHOCOLATE: Nightmares scare me. | HOT CHOCOLATE: I don't HAVE them. | HOT CHOCOLATE: But I worry about having them. | HOT CHOCOLATE: And that scares me.
When you can't sleep. | More comics: buff.ly/gJ8NN0W
ROONIE: OK, now... Look up! FLYNN: A bunch of stars. | ROONIE: I was hoping the beauty and enormity of the Universe would overwhelm you. FLYNN: It did not. | ROONIE: You're not at all overwhelmed? FLYNN: I am overwhelmingly annoyed at you. | ROONIE: Annoyed at me? Or annoyed at... THE UNIVERSE! FLYNN: Good night.
Your friends trying to be deep. | More comics: buff.ly/F8fmBbM
FLYNN: My mood is not affected by the change in seasons. | A Single Flower | SPRING HAS SPRUNG | FLYNN: OK, maybe a little...
You when Spring hits. | More comics: buff.ly/pidJCcL
FOX (thinking): My goal is to be the best at everything, and be idolized by millions. | FOX (thinking, as they flick a walnut): I think I'm pretty much there. | The fox's walnut lands perfectly atop a pile of other walnuts. | We see there is no one around for miles. FOX (thinking): I just need to get the word out more.
One day, I'll get there. | More comics: buff.ly/3BygQBw
ROONIE: Sometimes I think I've got like all figured out. | ROONIE: And then... | ROONIE: I miss my stupid mouth while drinking stupid tea. | ROONIE: And I'm back to square one.
A mug of tea can be humbling. | More comics: buff.ly/1zaoA3S
FLYNN: My friends mean a lot to me. | A pause. | FLYNN: I just wish they weren't so smug about it.
My friends are too nice. | More comics: buff.ly/jXs0QHf
SHELKEY: My music could really catch on. | SHELKEY: SQUANK | SHELKEY: If only anyone enjoyed it.
Word-of-mouth failure. | More comics: buff.ly/Sy6cqUR
ROONIE: I'm late. | ROONIE: Not sure for what. | A pause. | ROONIE: I imagine someone will tell me when I get there.
That sinking feeling that I'm supposed to be doing something. | More comics: buff.ly/m03VHFW
RICHARD: (sigh) They messed up my order. GERALYN: What?! Richard!! Go back and make them fix it!! | RICHARD: It's no longer fast food at that point, Geralyn. GERALYN: It's the principle of the thing! You have rights! | RICHARD: I don't have a "right" to crispy chicken sandwiches with no pickles. GERALYN: Yes you do!! We all do!! Make a stand!! | RICHARD: I could stand to eat fewer crispy chicken sandwiches, is what I could stand. GERALYN: NO JUSTICE! NO PEACE! NO PICKLES!
Don't complain about fast food. | More comics: buff.ly/8F2gIVx
ROONIE: Now... why did I come into this room? | ROONIE: I have no idea. | ROONIE: But I bet it was a good reason. | ROONIE: I'm pretty bright.
When you're a misunderstood genius. | More comics: buff.ly/7k231hI
ROONIE: Can I borrow your clippers? | FLYNN: Hmm... I dunno. I mean, how well do I really know you? | ROONIE: We're... best friends. | FLYNN: Yes, but beyond that.
Friendship vs lawn tools. | More comics: buff.ly/LIAaz3O
A bird paints. BIRD (thinking): I consider myself one of the great artists of my time. | The bird pauses and looks around. | BIRD (thinking): Or at least one of the great artists of my house.
I will be remembered fondly by me. | More comics: buff.ly/KXB1eGP
FLYNN: You've got jelly all over yourself again. When will you learn? | ROONIE: Hmm, good question... | ROONIE: Probably... when there's no more jelly? | ROONIE: (shudder) What a chilling thought.
When will I learn? | More comics: buff.ly/AlWGfBb
LIZARD (thinking): I am hip and cool. I have a cool, new jacket. And I am cool. | LIZARD (thinking): Everyone knows I am cool because I look cool, and because of that, I talk and act cool too. | RABBIT: Hey! How's it going? LIZARD: BUH... sshhn... I... I DON'T... | LIZARD (thinking): I'm returning this jacket.
The new jacket uncertainty principle. | More comics: buff.ly/D8kZNuQ
FLYNN: I fear being late. So I show up way early. But no one's here yet. | FLYNN: I think, "They ditched me." And I leave, and I cancel. Which they all must hate. | FLYNN: But I'll take PREDICTABLE HATE over UNCERTAIN LOVE any day...
When you're the on-time friend. | More comics: buff.ly/B56P0Eh
SQUIRREL: You want to get something to eat? | RABBIT (thinking): I eat before bed. I eat when I wake up. I eat when I'm lonely. I eat with my friends. I eat when I'm bored. I eat when I'm busy. | RABBIT (thinking): I eat to celebrate a win. I eat when I suffer a loss. I eat at literally any time, any place, in any mood. | RABBIT: Yeah... I could eat.
The answer is yes always. | More comics: buff.ly/iQhULbX
FLYNN: Same old routine... Breakfast, lunch, dinner... Go to bed. Do it all again. | FLYNN: You ever think there's... more to life than this? ROONIE: Hmm... | ROONIE: I think it sounds pretty good actually. | ROONIE: Though I would maybe add in more snacks and naps.
My life's purpose. | More comics: buff.ly/vRJmQBR
SKINK: I'm worried. RABBIT: Oh, don't worry. | RABBIT: Tomorrow is another day. | SKINK: Yes. | SKINK: That's my worry.
The sun will come out. And that's the issue. | More comics: buff.ly/p8JVjwm
LIZARD: Because I'm so nervous all the time, nothing BIG ever happens to me. | A pause. | LIZARD: Which is pretty GREAT...
Nothing can be something. | More comics: buff.ly/BCSHQgU
FIRST ANT: "Thank you". SECOND ANT: What? FIRST ANT: You should've THANKED me. SECOND ANT: Ah, OK, I- | FIRST ANT: No, LISTEN, I know I'm not supposed to say anything, but I held the door for you. I'm not asking for a MEDAL, but you could've at least just THANKED me. | FIRST ANT: I'm sick and tired of people getting away with RUDENESS, and I just... had to say something. SECOND ANT: OK, well, ah... duly noted. A-and THANK YOU. | SECOND ANT: Now... back to the interview, what would you say qualifies you most for the position? FIRST ANT: I'm a people person, Jason. I GET people.
Polite uber alles. | More comics: buff.ly/9JpWZk1
SQUIRREL (thinking): Maybe... They're not coming. | SQUIRREL (thinking): Maybe my plans are canceled! Maybe my whole day is free! Free to do whatever I like! Free to live my life! Free to- RABBIT: Hi! | SQUIRREL: You showed up. RABBIT: Yes! | SQUIRREL: You've ruined everything.
For a brief moment, I was free. | More comics: buff.ly/zLQlzSU
SQUIRREL: There's a 50% chance of rain today. | CLOUD (thinking): How dare they reduce me to some... probability. I rain when i feel like it! Not due to random chance! | CLOUD (thinking): As for today... Could go either way. I might rain, and I might not. | CLOUD (thinking): It's like... a coin flip.
When you feel in control of your life. | More comics: buff.ly/zUiWaev
