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Damien Crawford

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Indie dev, witch; fae/faer. I've made a 99 character RPG, a game about retired adventurers, a fake MMO, and other things. Games at cannibalinteractive.itch.io contact: cannibalinteractive@gmail.com

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Look at the attached chart to learn how and why free image hosting services are reliable, eternal and always a good idea:

06.03.2026 09:23 πŸ‘ 267 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

It's fine, I just wasn't expecting him to be Chinese.

05.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

1967 - Dystopian Sci-fi novel, Don’t Create The Torment Nexus published

1974 - Cult classic BBC mini series

1997 - BBC remake

2002 - Hollywood movie, upbeat ending added

2019 - Nexcon - A Torment Company IPO’s, $324 Billion market cap

2026 - Polymarket bets on who will be tormented next

06.03.2026 08:41 πŸ‘ 1558 πŸ” 442 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 7

Makes me think of the time I looked something up on GameFAQs to see "Ryu Hasabusa" answered a question on a board and I'm glad Ryu had the answer that worked because the whole topic derailed into how long they must have been around to get that username

06.03.2026 11:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Last 15 hours to get The Hayseed Knight 50% off!

06.03.2026 07:59 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

pokemon are always doing shit like "Drowzee used Crazy Floor! Drowzee started getting funky" and it won't tell you what that means. top competitive strategies will revolve around getting funky.

06.03.2026 08:28 πŸ‘ 1874 πŸ” 656 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 11

They should do this every year. If you wanna have that kind of money, every year you fund $3,000 checks to everyone else. You'll still have more money than 900 people could ever spend in their lifetimes.

06.03.2026 08:22 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anime has been getting into some interesting power fantasies.

Spy x Family: "I know my parents care for me and each other and I have the agency to keep them together."

Tojima Wants to Be Kamen Rider: "I found an adult friend group that shares my fandom."

Kaiju No. 8: "My coworkers have my back."

05.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 875 πŸ” 201 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 5
hyu_man: Whats so guilty about this gear?
amadeus46art: killed his wife
hyu_man: Oh
just__avery: lol
abridge2: multiple times
hyu_man: No innocent gear?
amadeus46art: that's his daughter
hyu_man: well then, I understand the lore now

hyu_man: Whats so guilty about this gear? amadeus46art: killed his wife hyu_man: Oh just__avery: lol abridge2: multiple times hyu_man: No innocent gear? amadeus46art: that's his daughter hyu_man: well then, I understand the lore now

gonna use this screenshot in my "guilty gear lore" panel at acen

06.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 963 πŸ” 296 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
Bandcamp Friday image featuring the 1000xRESIST keyart.

Bandcamp Friday image featuring the 1000xRESIST keyart.

It’s BANDCAMP FRIDAY πŸ’™ (Bandcamp waives revenue share, we get direct funds)

If you want sad songs to pretend you're in a music video to, ambiance melodies perfect for studying/working, and SO much more (it's 85 tracks long lol), buy the 1000xRESIST OST!

sunsetvisitor.bandcamp.com/album/1000xr...

06.03.2026 08:00 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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remember, anyone could be a stand user.

31.12.2025 03:44 πŸ‘ 1398 πŸ” 532 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 7

I have fond memories of TWEWY on the DS, especially since I had friends that actually also had the game so I had people to play Tin Pin Slammer with

06.03.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

at what point do we start unironically calling it WWIII instead of ironically calling it WWIII

06.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 216 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 4

Nothing unites American politicians of both parties like imperialism.

06.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nintendo handhelds have always been where RPG players are at

and now one finally has enough buttons and power to handle roguelikes

06.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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key moment in this talk

06.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

UFO 50 is once again in Frost Fatales and thanks to @theyetee.com and artist @kduffles.bsky.social there's an awesome Alpha tee available as part of the event merch!

The UFO 50 Bingo Race is on Saturday, March 14, but the full event begins on March 8! Check it out and get a shirt if you're keen!

06.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Terror Alert Level:

06.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 616 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

slay the spire 2 and marathon releasing on the same day is a nightmare for game industry productivity levels today

06.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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the Marathon credits show all the freelancers hired, and includes Antireal, the artist whose work was stolen :)

05.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 113 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

All the Democrats are going to pin everything on Crusty Gnome and then act like DHS is rehabbable, that ICE is actually a force for good when properly managed, and you have to force every one of those bitches out of office and into a ditch.

05.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

shout out to bluesky's lead programmer who dipped his mobile phone in his pool to 'cool it off' and then didn't understand why it broke

05.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 1215 πŸ” 365 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2

A great article as someone who saw less of this game across my feed before this reboot than I expected considering the people involved

but also gosh do I feel this bit from Swery65 some days

05.03.2026 10:17 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I just can't fckn believe how readily bsky staff come out to embarrass themselves. at least when I do it it's calculated to make me more affable to oomfs,

05.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of a video game where a large white spaghetti PokΓ©mon named Professor Tangrowth is talking to my player character named "Daddy", and says "Please, Daddy! Figure out what the PC wants!"
In the background is a ruined dried up old PokΓ©mon town with crumbling buildings.

A picture of a video game where a large white spaghetti PokΓ©mon named Professor Tangrowth is talking to my player character named "Daddy", and says "Please, Daddy! Figure out what the PC wants!" In the background is a ruined dried up old PokΓ©mon town with crumbling buildings.

I just wanted to play and differentiate it from my kids names. I didn't think this name through...

05.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

They have it doing war crimes now. But yeah, very cool that you're doing more commits per week

05.03.2026 06:02 πŸ‘ 836 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 16599 πŸ” 5462 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 99

The real shame is not doing this earlier and marketing it as a feature for Valentines

05.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The quoted post just came across my timeline lol

05.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Cat with a machine gun

Cat with a machine gun

"Break out the beach chairs, sunscreen, and wine coolers -- it's going to be 25 degrees above average all weekend long!"

05.03.2026 12:50 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0