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AKA virgotex. 6-gen texan weirdo $3๐Ÿ’ต. She/her/y'all. Photography, wildlife, music, history, too much tv. *Not the horse type texan, more the shrimpboat kind. *Also not asshole type Texan (except when it might be ethically beneficial. We DO have our gifts)

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These goddamn CaramelDelites/Samoas ...

07.03.2026 01:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where (physically) are you in Denver? Hotel, diner? Airport?

07.03.2026 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dude's really good at this

07.03.2026 00:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dude the Bangles' cover game is strong

06.03.2026 23:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does anyone have a whiteboard?

06.03.2026 23:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wait ... MARKWAYNE DEALEYPLAZA MULLIN!

06.03.2026 23:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

whodathunkit

06.03.2026 22:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

something something Chalamet

06.03.2026 22:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All Cubans look alike to him

06.03.2026 22:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Is you taking notes? ๐Ÿ˜‚ (The Wire) #stringerbell #thewire #youtubeshorts
Is you taking notes? ๐Ÿ˜‚ (The Wire) #stringerbell #thewire #youtubeshorts Stringer Bell Greatest Hits Playlist - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZQs793WmaTwzl8_UUCLu1UT9tCxeDzv_ How to watch The Wire - https://amzn.to/3RX0Qyg Apparel, Art, & Accessories - https://...

Rockstar, R U skeeting re a criminal f*cking conspiracy?
youtube.com/shorts/9rU21...

06.03.2026 22:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Re Grandpa drinking warm beer by the case load to medicate. At a post- funeral (not his) cousin walk/hang on the beach in Port Aransas, we were cry/laughing re who remembered the actual refrigerated distributor truck driving up their dirt driveway. "Dude I thought I hallucinated that!"

06.03.2026 22:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

JDs floating in vat somewhere recharging

06.03.2026 22:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 22:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The NonMarkWaynes

06.03.2026 22:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was just using a Cylon metaphor elsewhere

06.03.2026 22:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

06.03.2026 21:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"And then, I'm on maternity leave mofos!"

06.03.2026 21:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As would the non-Christians of Oklahoma. They do exist

06.03.2026 21:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least DJ used active voice

06.03.2026 21:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I Am a Baby (In My Universe)
I Am a Baby (In My Universe) YouTube video by Daniel Johnston - Topic

youtu.be/CPuFcEJIF4U?...

06.03.2026 21:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The chat was created by the GOP. It devolved.
There are many copies.
And much like mid-BSG, it's become clear there's no real plan.

06.03.2026 21:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe if it's a short

06.03.2026 20:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No judgement

06.03.2026 07:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 07:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All of you watch The Pitt?

06.03.2026 07:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Annie's a real one.

06.03.2026 07:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Defy expectations.

06.03.2026 04:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Punk!

06.03.2026 04:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Take what you can and leave the rest?

06.03.2026 04:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this some Midwestern trick?

06.03.2026 04:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0