@tobiwilsonline
Human animation writer (now with real flesh body!) Writer on It's Pony, Bravest Warriors, Danger Mouse, Unikitty, Elliott From Earth and a parliamentary majority of The Amazing World Of Gumball. See you in development hell.
all my favourite people are in favour of this war: Donald Trump, Tony Blair, Spectator columnist Reginald Smyth-Childcatcher, former MMA fighter and Dubai resident Chuggy Sweats, three of the four horsemen if the apocalypse, Sir Jim Ratcliffe... it's really making me doubt myself
He don't miss
InSANE
Oh my god
Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt
Helix? There's blood in this thing
A lot of people say AI isn't very good for the world and its outputs are routinely unreliable, but these haters fail to see how it's revolutionizing how we incinerate schoolchildren.
Absolutely not
I'll just leave this here...
Important to lead with the headline that Arsenal are the ‘villains of the title race’ and would be ‘unpopular champions’ as they go up against the team charged with 115+ counts of cheating to gain an unfair competitive advantage over the other premier league teams.
I accidentally drank a bottle of tequila Terry Gilliam was given by locals when he got Lost In La Mancha
HBO Max is catfishing me
Oh sure they took my favourite hero, favourite current comic writer, an an A+ TV writer, two perfect actors but were still like we really need Tobi's attention, let's chuck some Springsteen on the trailer.
youtu.be/Z1jcPlGXnMo?...
Greg Davies: Walked out of the underworld. Didn't look back once. Job done!
Orpheus: Thanks
Alex Horne: We did want to show you one more clip of when he came out...
Polymarket has created a market that would monetize a nuclear attack amid increasing concerns that bets are happening among government insiders who can make military decisions.
What stage of the apocalypse is this?
polymarket.com/event/nuclea...
This is appalling, sacrificing centuries of the nation's greatest work for a miniscule chance to be Silicon Valley Upon Thames
It's a drone warfare crusade
In the style of an industrial warning sign — WARNING Cognitohazard: Do not think about it
I kept needing this, so I finally made it.
The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace
![Ratboys - "Anywhere" [Official Music Video]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4w5t3weifclxhwjnxbwalaqh/bafkreidwgs52md3bjujiagnwckbxsm2u6i6y7t333wdrulivzlqgdkbsgy)
world terrible but haven't loved a chorus like this in ages
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYUM...
This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.
the incentives here are so obscenely terrible that the entire thing should be illegal by default
“I am sabotaging negotiations because I stand to make piles of money on Polymarket” is absolutely in play, what a horrifying clusterfuck
Social media created this nonsense idea that not exposing yourself to hatred is isolationist. Choosing to not spend your free time with bigots isn’t living in a bubble. I don’t need to know what’s going on at X. I won’t be smarter or more knowledgeable or empathic by being there. Neither will you.
I see the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize is at it again, doing more peace and stopping more wars.
Oh.
Get Infantino out of FIFA. Football deserves better than this ghoulish, obsequious, evil little toad of a man. He represents everything that's wrong about the game and the world.
It's ok I remembered most of what was lost but just absolute dog shit digital typewriter
Final draft just crashed at 540pm, during saving. A worthless piece of technology that is surely bribing the whole industry
total disaster, holy shit
complete control of most of the media in the hands of the fucking ellisons
People are always like what’s something you miss from the past and one of mine is antitrust laws
