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For sale: Baby shoes, extra wide

05.03.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This event is insane

16.02.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 2802 πŸ” 425 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 8
Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy

Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy

I will destroy her

01.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 6275 πŸ” 1351 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 21
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we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago

26.02.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 10174 πŸ” 1817 πŸ’¬ 127 πŸ“Œ 34

No pain au chocolat no gain au chocolat

25.02.2026 07:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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16.03.2025 23:00 πŸ‘ 517 πŸ” 149 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 8
A valentine from Public Health of Seattle and King County. A man shivers in bed while a smiling lady in a red mask shows off her bandage on her arm.

Text: Noses are red
Ice packs are blue
I'm vaxed so miss me with severe symptoms of flu.

A valentine from Public Health of Seattle and King County. A man shivers in bed while a smiling lady in a red mask shows off her bandage on her arm. Text: Noses are red Ice packs are blue I'm vaxed so miss me with severe symptoms of flu.

A valentine from Public Health of Seattle and King County. Two lady scientists shrug lackadaisically. Text reads: My love for you can't be explained by science. Just like the new federal vaccine guidelines.

A valentine from Public Health of Seattle and King County. Two lady scientists shrug lackadaisically. Text reads: My love for you can't be explained by science. Just like the new federal vaccine guidelines.

A valentine from Public Health of Seattle and King County. Protesters in Minneapolis wear thick clothes and hold signs of support for immigrant neighbors. Text reads: To the health departments in the Twin Cities:
Love unites us.
Our hearts are with you.

A valentine from Public Health of Seattle and King County. Protesters in Minneapolis wear thick clothes and hold signs of support for immigrant neighbors. Text reads: To the health departments in the Twin Cities: Love unites us. Our hearts are with you.

Oh my GOD King County Public Health is just wilding out for Valentines Day (and a lovely one).

13.02.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 1589 πŸ” 611 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 24

Lord, give me the strength to keep it together like a CSPAN anchor on open phone fridays

13.02.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a fan of legacy media, shout out to these performers for continuing to move units in the printed directory sector.

12.02.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is holding a book that says america Alt: a man is attempting to tear a phone book in half

Investors remain bullish on the phone book market thanks to consistent bulk purchases from magicians and scripture-themed strength exhibitions

12.02.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait don’t you want to have more thetans? Or am I thinking of good cholesterol again

12.02.2026 06:34 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City

08.02.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 1624 πŸ” 183 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 3
Cartoonist Robert Romagnoli somewhere in the Lower East Side reading Punk mag.

Cartoonist Robert Romagnoli somewhere in the Lower East Side reading Punk mag.

Cartoonist Robert Romagnoli, with the latest issue of Punk magazine in the 1970s. Romagnoli drew a hilarious spoof of Crumb's Mr. Natural, titled Mr. Neutral, in Punk that so pissed off Crumb that he immediately quit the comic strip that spawned the parody he'd been doing for the Village Voice!

07.02.2026 09:19 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Who is this slippery trickster? I may need to start watching wrestling

05.02.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A sign that reads β€œTavern Ham”

A sign that reads β€œTavern Ham”

WHOOOAAH BLACK BETTY

30.01.2026 05:25 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A facebook marketplace listing for a portable washable wedge pillow sold by adult novelty retailers. The listing describes it as β€œnever used”.

A facebook marketplace listing for a portable washable wedge pillow sold by adult novelty retailers. The listing describes it as β€œnever used”.

For sale: Sex pillow, never used

29.01.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
22.01.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 3438 πŸ” 1142 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 14

Kawaii Chibi Klump

22.01.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alan Alda doing improv.
Alan: Can I have an object?
Audience: A baby!
Alan: I heard a chicken!

16.01.2026 08:10 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.01.2026 07:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
WhatsApp conversation

I think someone who is competing on Jeopardy! should be called a Jeopard

Agreed

WhatsApp conversation I think someone who is competing on Jeopardy! should be called a Jeopard Agreed

My sister and I have reached an agreement

08.01.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 518 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 1
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The unmistakable penmanship of my 7-year-old self.

09.01.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 1672 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 10

The most expensive community theater play ever

09.01.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

need more cosmopolitan chauvinism imo. to be able to go to a world city and do this without crossing a border is something you should be proud of, it means you're a great country. To want to tear it down means you are inbred provincial hog with no greater drives than envy and fear.

09.01.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 2601 πŸ” 484 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 12
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Breaking another presidential norm, Trump drops the f-bomb on camera Presidents have been known to use salty language behind closed doors. But President Trump may be the first to very deliberately drop an f-bomb on camera.

Trump used the f-word on camera. It may be a presidential 1st

www.npr.org/2025/06/24/n....

08.01.2026 10:22 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam. It’s a first person shooter.

07.01.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 2194 πŸ” 653 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 13
The Abyss - Pants (look at the bottom-left corner)
The Abyss - Pants (look at the bottom-left corner) YouTube video by PlasmaKong2

Extra in The Abyss who gets pantsed will return in Avengers: Doomsday m.youtube.com/watch?v=7jTZ...

06.01.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Uni lad headline hospice nurse who’s seen 100s of people die says everyone always says the same thing on their deathbed. Photo is a blond haired blue eyed woman’s face

Uni lad headline hospice nurse who’s seen 100s of people die says everyone always says the same thing on their deathbed. Photo is a blond haired blue eyed woman’s face

β€œyou won’t get away with this”

05.01.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 5590 πŸ” 731 πŸ’¬ 213 πŸ“Œ 348