Jace Einfeldt

CRYING FROM THE DUST by Jace Einfeldt A week after my baptism, I hit my little brother in the head with a tee-ball bat and sent my whole family into a frenzy on a Saturday afternoon in mid-March and got locked out of the family car and to...

we have a story by Jace Einfeldt @meinjace.bsky.social !! ‘Crying From the Dust’ is about a boy who hit his brother in the head with a tee ball bat. Cain & Abel vibes – read this story !

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Half Nelson by Jace Einfeldt I haven’t talked to my younger brother in years, but I’ve been thinking about him a lot lately. It’s been so long that I can’t really remember much about him. If we ever did speak again, it’d be like ...

Got my first 💀 of at @havehashad.com. Thanks to @mcarphil.bsky.social, @aaronburch.bsky.social, and @crowjonah.com for being chill with this sad brother story that is also drenched in Jif peanut butter. 😔

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LDS Church: Members should care for the needy ‘regardless of immigration status’ (RNS) — 'We seek to provide basic food and clothing, as our capacity allows, to those in need, regardless of their immigration status,' the statement read.

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Got a new story up on @mrbullbull.bsky.social called “Deseret”! It’s a fun one. If you like cats, electric razors, buzz cuts, or aliens you should check it out. If you don’t like any of these things, read it anyway because we’re friends, right?

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One of the most disappointing feelings, aside from the constant deluge of dread we’ve been flooded with so far this year, is rolling up to a park with your toddler only to discover that everything is wet.

Played some indoor soccer this evening and my knees and shins reminded me that I’ll be 29 in a little over a month.

This is how my twenties end: not with a bang but with a whimper.

I’d Be Lead Harpooner on the Pequod If It Wasn’t For These DEI Hires You know, I wouldn’t say this to just anyone. I’m not one to gam and gossip around the old grog-cooler. But I know you’re a good New England boy wo...

"Look, I’ve got nothing against Queequeg. He’s a nice guy. And he can spy a whale spout in a hurricane. And swim like a dolphin. But all those 'biggee' tattoos? Tell me they don’t scream 'diversity hire.'"

Had a proud dad moment earlier: while singing “Down by the Bay” with my son, I rhymed ostrich with hostage.

Also, my son said bubbles for the first time, so that’s cool too.

FAQ: Your New Cursed Instant Pot Congratulations on the purchase of your new Cursed Instant Pot Multi-Use Programmable Pressure Cooker. Instant Pot is the #1 selling 7-in-1 multi-c...

Q: When I open my Cursed Instant Pot, I hear a chorus of distant screams.

A: Due to our unique manufacturing process and uneasy accord with a heathen idol, you may occasionally hear the tortured and infinite wails of the damned emanating from within your Cursed Instant Pot.

Gotta say it: This Will Destroy You’s 2014 album Another Language is a great post-rock album and is super slept on, in my opinion.

Dude, You’ve Gotta Check Out This Virginia Woolf Chick Yo, Tanner! Get your dick over here; I’ve got a Four Loko with your name on it. Yeah, bro, so far my summer has been tight tight tiiiiiight — thank...

"Masculinity is a construct invented by bros to repress hoes. You'll learn that when you read 'Orlando,' you noob."

(Happy b-day, Virginia)

Last year was phenomenal! Do not, and I repeat, do not miss out on this!

Was told that my writing needs to lean more into esoteric, Mormon mysticism, and I was like “oh, boy, buckle up.” Y’all haven’t seen nothing yet.

Got to gift someone some sourdough starter today, and I felt what must be the rye bread baker equivalent of sending my kid off to college. They grow up so fast. 🥹 🍞