Voice Acting: Zach Caspian
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Panel 1: One robot hands a piece of paper to another robot and says, "I wrote a poem for you." Panel 2: The receiving robot responds, "Thanks." Panel 3: The poem is revealed to be a sheet of binary code. The robot that wrote the poem points to the paper, which reads: 01100100 01101101 01100001 01110011 01110011 01101001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 Panel 4: The receiving robot, now holding the binary code poem, says, "This is beautiful."
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Panel 1: A person lies in a hospital bed, speaking to a woman standing beside them. The person says, "...and then Death flashed before my eyes." The woman looks concerned. Panel 2: In a flashback, Death, depicted as a cloaked figure, dramatically opens its cloak in front of the person. The person looks shocked. Panel 3: The person says "This is creepy." Death, now sweating, stands silently as the person looks at the open cloak with a neutral expression. Panel 4: The person is back in the hospital bed, speaking to the woman. The woman says, "You are so brave." She looks touched and slightly teary-eyed.
Hell yeah buddy
You also get secret comics, downloads, and all the lower-tier goodies — but honestly, the tree documentation is the thing.
It's medicine. The tree is the cure. You're the doctor.
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Our Patreon's Tree Hugger™️ level exists to fix this. You can directly fund our prescription: one tree hug per month, per artist, documented and delivered to you as photographic proof. Real bark. Real arms. Real awkward human-tree contact, captured for your peace of mind.
Elizabeth hugging a tree
Jonathan hugging a tree
4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: A girl walks towards a tree 2. Panel: The girl hugs the tree. 3. The tree looks down at the girl and thinks "This isn't helping anything." 4. The tree closes its eyes and thinks "But it feels good."
There is a condition affecting cartoonists at truly alarming rates that the medical establishment has chosen to ignore. It's called Tree-Deficiency.
An angel stands at a gated entrance on a cloud, speaking to a man standing in front. The angel says, "I'm sorry, but you hit snooze too much." The man looks disappointed.
You snooze, you lose (forever)
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We'll keep it short: Most of our readers don't know we have a Patreon.
Not because we're bad at marketing (well partly because of that), but because algorithms bury these posts. So if this is the first time you're hearing about it: hi!
Panel 1: The Thirsty Scientist sits across from an HR representative at a table in an office. The HR representative says, "We feel your research team has gotten a bit distracted." Panel 2: The HR representative, looking stern, says, "There have been some complaints about 'inappropriate spending' of grant money." Panel 3: The Thirsty Scientist, now looking shocked, responds, "I'm shocked. I can assure you, all funds go into cutting-edge research." Panel 4: A jump cut to a lab setting, where the Thirsty Scientist stands next to a large, muscular alien statue. She says, "All right, which one of you scumbags ratted me out?" Two lab technicians in the background look nervous.
We post our comics for free but also have to make a living. That's where Patreon helps: Supporters get early comics, BTS content, and the satisfaction of knowing they're keeping us just functional enough to continue drawing instead of getting real jobs.
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After over a decade of making webcomics, we’ve learned a thing or two.
One: people love to read funny stuff for free on the internet.
Two: You have to peddle your wares sometimes, even if it feels weird.
4 panel comic by War and Peas: 1. two pharaohs from ancient egypt are standing in front of a pyramid whose construction is nearing completion. One says to the other, "You've outdone yourself this time, Babuthep." 2. he continues, "You'll be remembered for this throughout history!" 3. "It's a testament to human ingenuity." 4. time jump to the present day. At an alien conference, someone speaks to an audience, "It was aliens!"
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Screen caps from twin peaks of characters talking, with the subtitles, "Every day once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen."
Happy Twin Peaks Day to all who celebrate 🥧 ☕️
Casquette beige avec un chat marchant devant un mur de flammes 🔥
J’ai reçu ma nouvelle casquette #passioncasquette
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This guy gets it.
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Panel 1: A man looks at the Grim Reaper and asks, "Is it my time?" The Grim Reaper stands silently. Panel 2: The Grim Reaper responds, "We'll get to all that after a short ad break." Panel 3: The scythe, acting as a screen, displays an ad for HelloFresh. The speech bubble from the scythe says, "With HelloFresh, you can easily..." Panel 4: The Grim Reaper says, "Should’ve taken the 10.99 ad-free deal." The man watches the ad.
