Jess

I think the universe is telling me to shut the fuck up.

I just did the most Jess thing possible and somehow got super glue on my upper lip.

I want to roller skate with Josh Homme.

Hell yeah Fei Fei!

lol he streamed this last week and now I feel like a flop. Brb gonna go watch the vod!

I hate I missed it! But I’m gonna go watch it and pretend it’s live.

Ahhhhhhhhhh! *grabs noise cancelling headphones*
This day is looking up

MyVoiceZoo on Steam My Voice Zoo is a unique idle zoo game brought to life with your own voice. Record your sounds through the microphone and turn them into animal calls, creating a one-of-a-kind zoo found nowhere else. ...

OMG @halfmoonjoe.com please. I’m begging.

store.steampowered.com/app/4015530/....

!!!

@halfmoonjoe.com! He’s so so funny!!!

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands By Felix transcript of poem text, for accessibility: hooking up with strange men on edibles is fucking awesome until you’re lying in his bed afterward and you can’t shut up about how much you want …

My favorite poem right now.
Yes it’s posted on Taco Bell Quarterly.

tacobellquarterly.org/poem-in-the-...

We should (lovingly) annoy him until he makes this.

Pocopia game landscape screenshot with whimsical text “I could be meaner”

Made this yesterday

I hope today is a better day for you. Sending long distance hugs.

@chainbear.bsky.social is back!! Hell yeah. #f1

It’s now canon.

Me after I eat all of my special Chex mix.

I’m making more of my special Chex Mix today even tho I know that I’ll eat it until I’m sick. Sometimes you just need a little treat.

The opening credits to Twin Peaks but with the words 'TWO SOUPS' in capital letters.

A very fluffy orange and white cat is “hiding” underneath a black shower curtain, with his chonky butt and tail hanging out.

Hiding

I’m just gonna save this image for future use (every minute of every day)

Radiohead has issued a statement responding to the Department of Homeland Security's unauthorized use of their song "Let Down" in a recent social media video.

Exactly!!

Neon words that say “sometimes the healed version of you is meaner”

Oh I feel this in my bones. Especially now.

Disappointed but not surprised.

Pleather Locklear. Is that anything?

Ooooh new pokes!

Oh jeez feel better! I hope you can rest.

Oh hello Leon