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@teachonabeach

[This is an IC RP ACCOUNT but I am unfortunately human.] Just here to stalk you weirdos. I'm not native to this century so for fucks sake, be nice.

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Latest posts by The Real™️ E.T. @teachonabeach

If you'd like to know how much I wanted to be with other people today, when my niece got home and I heard even just three people talking, I fucking ran up. I heard conversation. Please dear God I need it.

05.03.2026 03:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ganja plus an attempt to read. We'll see how this goes.

05.03.2026 02:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh goodie, I'm down to six pills a night instead of nine.

04.03.2026 06:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me too man. Imagine? Pirate to rock star to I don't know, something else cool and modern. Film or drag or a mad chocolatier. One cool life after the next. I'd be fine with death if it meant getting reincarnated as a Willy Wonka person or a dinosaur tamer.

04.03.2026 03:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe in the next life.

04.03.2026 01:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Whoa! Love this.

03.03.2026 04:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can't believe I've been betrayed by my favorite food.

03.03.2026 04:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tum's shit.

03.03.2026 03:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All that bullshit and what takes him down? A bad burrito.

03.03.2026 03:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Had a dream that I was the little voice in Dexter Morgan's head. I was just giving him pep talks all the damn time. That's my boy. So proud. Go babe.

02.03.2026 17:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Future beach smells like one of three things: brine, barbecue, or piss.

01.03.2026 01:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everyone in the house screaming over a bug. Me included. Lu was standing on the fucking table. Fuck that thing was huge. Good thing Jim killed it.

26.02.2026 05:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love making my niece laugh.

14.02.2026 19:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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@ladypenni.bsky.social on Bluesky

Awesome.

14.02.2026 19:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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@imrights.bsky.social on Bluesky happy valentine
14.02.2026 19:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nothing like the threat of death to help you get your affairs in order.

05.02.2026 22:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

God. A follower.

04.02.2026 04:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Three full days left. Three days. The fuck am I going to do in three days.

03.02.2026 00:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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no, no!!! it looks good!!! promise!!

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

29.01.2026 00:21 👍 373 🔁 147 💬 36 📌 8

Humans really have been sitting and talking around fires for forever haven't we. If I close my eyes it feels just the same as the old life, with Iz warm under my drunk fucking head and people swapping stupid stories in the background.

01.02.2026 03:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fast asleep, tits out, snoring. My man.

31.01.2026 16:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me having this chest thing done is really gonna fuck up everyone for a while isn't it.

30.01.2026 02:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I swear I'm beaten now just for being funny. Although I think I've always been beaten for that haven't I. 😂

30.01.2026 02:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So rocks are basically a bunch of atoms and minerals that said fuck you to those rotten organics and got together out of sheer force of will.

Cool.

Does that make jewelers kinda...metal? Pun intended.

29.01.2026 02:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thereafter.

26.01.2026 03:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One last trip before.

19.01.2026 01:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do I know how to tie a bow line. Yes. I know how to tie one in my fucking sleep.

18.01.2026 01:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Am I okay with the bacon on that. Are you kidding? Yes?

18.01.2026 01:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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So big. I'll never get over it.

16.01.2026 22:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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@mrpancot.bsky.social on Bluesky Ed in Izzy personal space #OFMD #ourflagmeansdeath #edizzy
15.01.2026 04:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0