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Make sure to get the Dole Whip™ with the rum added…
The UPS website is enraging.
All I see on the mini-map is the UPS driver pirouetting around my neighborhood all day, passing up and down the street, parking for lunch at the end of the block, before flinging the package onto my porch, around 9:00-ish.
Like I dated the router's sister, yeesh…
2000 Ford Focus Sony edition dashboard, with removable stereo face plate, and the best try-hard attitude.
My 1st-gen (2000) Ford Focus - Sony™ edition came with a carry case for the removable face plate (remember those?) and a bass-check CD, for annoying the neighbors with the ½-trunk kicker…
Frábært, eigið góðan dag…
Úff, ertu í lagi?
A woodland fur trapper runs in cold fear from… HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS!!!
Had to…
"Did you say 'teal popcorn ceilings'? Here are all the listings with teal popcorn ceilings…"
"I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!"
Might I gently suggest Shin-Kai, Yama-Guri, Shin-Ryoko, and, my personal favorite, Fuyu-Syogun.
Enabling obsessions can be fun…
"Pizzahead"? Home of the King of Lamb, the Pablo Hot Honey, and the OK Calzone-r…
Not since Lydon did that butter commercial…
Despair, malfeasance, and penury?
GNAP!, bub…
Pączki Day for Redcoats…
Still have my 'generic IT answer shirt', these days I save it for 'innovation presentations'.
Geez, I miss ThinkGeek…
Small box (½ doz.) of pączki, from New Palace Bakery, in Hamtramck, MI.
New Palace Bakery, long before dawn, just like last year, and all the years before…
A robot with furry feet and a pipe?
"Hmm. Looks like the circus is a-comin' ta town…"
"How can ye tell?"
"Carpet of itinerant glottises, pink 'n' sqishy fer miles, far as ye can see…"
"Child Concentration Camps"?
Lil' goose-steppers, guarding full-sized adults from little 6' guard towers, herding the campers into rows of pillow forts?
Toddlers menacing their charges with old-style pop-guns?
So much better than the real thing…
Remember the character more as "Officer Big Mac", but he's who would drag off the Hamburgler once Ronald and gang caught him, for tax evasion or zoning malfeasance.
If you’ve been thinking to yourself “man, I really want to help people in Minneapolis, but I also some some cookies, AND I’d also like to help out trans, neurodiverse, and BIPOC youth“ boy oh boy do I have some good news for you!
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...
Ma'am, you weren't asked to teach these kids the latest crutch software, yours is to teach English, with a base in critical thinking and analysis. Maintain your focus.
(…personally, I'd have you also teaching a bit of fountain pen usage, but that's just my inkling, pun very much intended…)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
The Damned
Propellerheads
The Prodigy
The Reverend Horton Heat
Lilith Fair ('97)
Small gray and white cat, on a purple knit blanket.
A request is as if a demand, ma'am…
Trump’s Letter to Mayor McCheese Demanding the Sale of McDonaldland [SATIRE] www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/tru...
Tink's Black Bear #5, if I recall correctly, female black bear in estrus.
We weren't allowed to un-cork in indoors…
Not sure it's still available, but the wild hog version's on Amazon;
www.amazon.com/Attractant-N...
Small grey and white cat, on a purple knit blanket.
Stay warm, get cozy, and protect those you love.
Irony aside, I thought 'migas' was a Mexican breakfast combination plate.
So…
He wants to make Iran a plate of eggs, peppers, potatoes, queso, tortilla slices, and salsa?
Don't know that that'll stretch to feed their whole population…
A caracal, an African wild cat.
How are you with caracals? Always an underlying threat that they'll chew on you a bit, while you're sleeping…
