God this is fucking incredible ππ
#comedy #politics #trump
God this is fucking incredible ππ
#comedy #politics #trump
Imagine being a p3d0 supporter π€·π»ββοΈ
*featuring penjamin*
#comedy #politics #democraticsocialism
But in all seriousness I'm hearing this is going to be used to silence our votes. Everyone should be concerned. I absolutely will sue (class action) if I can't vote.
I know we don't really get money... But it still stands. The
First amendment is still a thingβπ»
#politics #news #comedy
Guillotine every last p3d0
#politics #trump #news
π€¨Ur stinky. Go shower πΏ
#comedy #politics #adviceoftheday #trump
π¨π΅Guillotine them all. Including their gastapo.π¨π΅
#comedy #politics #trump #news
That's her belly but it looks like her back π€£
My foster cat Anya is broken
#cat #comedy #foster
You had your time and you squandered it
#hottakes #politics #epstein
Oh yeah. Good for me not for thee, right? π
#politics #trump #news
Anyone not believing the victims has done heinous shit in their own lives. Cut them out
#politics #trump #news
Jfc the boot licking
#comedy #politics #news #trump
Things I've learned over the years
#goth #hottakes #truth
βοΈSNIP SNIPβοΈ
#comedy #goth #adviceoftheday
Plz I've been practicing π₯Ήππ»ππ» π¨π΅It's in my blood π¨π΅
#comedy #politics #trump
In front of every VA this weekend.
@ilhanmn.bsky.social is a treasure and inspiration. βπ»
The idiocracy of not only this Administration but ice agents just in general. Which we can't really ask much of low IQ people yet here they are in power. Ice agents enter Ecuador consulate trying to arrest them
#politics #trump #news
I wonder if musk fucks trumps neck pussy π€
UPDATE (Feb 3, 2025) : tariffs with Mexico and Canada are paused for 30 days (hey now you know what it's like to be a tiktoker!). They are now hiring boarder cszars to crack down on migrants bringing drugs across the border (what's that? It's β¬ men.. Ohhh I'm πshockedπ. Hope they get detained!)
UPDATE (Feb 2, 2025 11:16pm): tariffs will be implemented to the European union, some of the biggest economies in the world.
UPDATE(Feb 2. 2025): Mexico will now impose retaliatory tariffs (more details to come)
UPDATE (Feb 2, 2025): China US vowing counter measures (though they didn't specify) and to sue the United States at the world trade organization. They are doing so because the tariffs violate WTO rules.
π overlord: I'm gonna end all wars
π Overlord:hmm I'm gonna take the Panama canal π
Panama: we will go to war. There will be many casualties
Me: Panama,can you start now? I'm over this. ππ»ββοΈ
But for real, can I join you guys? I can operate a guillotine
I'm in
Millennials never got a shot at this supposed "American Dream"
Closest we got was the @stephencolbert.bsky.social Americone Dream @benandjerrys.bsky.social ice cream.
Agreed. Unfortunately for my necrotic thumb I can't even keep a cactus alive(I've killed every plant I've tried to grow plus I live in an apartment with zero light). However I plan to shop local farmers even see if they have pick it yourself since the deportations. The rest I got.
By pen or by sword. We tried to pen
The world is now PRAYING for our demise.
Good job.
We're global enemy #1