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pleasseee PLEASEEEEEEE

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

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heh.

nice

1552 mini terry pole stitch, signed by short poppies host david farrier (by slagathor)

For the Short Poppies fans, we've got a very fun treat: The wonderful @davidfarrier.com is signing @slagathor420.bsky.social 's Terry Pole cross stitch! Do you need official, tiny-tiny shorts in your house? Do you need a reminder to ONLY THE POS??

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#fandommarket

this is such a good idea! why didn't i think of this! i can't finish a craft in any kind of timely fashion but professional services i can do! remind me of this for our next auction

holy shit

hell yeah!

highly encourage everyone to be critical of liberal feminism and the idea of identity solidarity over class solidarity! a female landlord is still a landlord, a gay ceo is still a ceo

are you allowed to take off once they've been?

they're SO expensive 😭

HUGE same, and i cannot get a Switch 2 when i barely play the original Switch i have

I'm very out of the loop about men and I'm not going to change that by asking who this one is but devoid of further context I agree.

A newspaper headline from over a century ago, reading: WOMEN ANARCHISTS HAVE BECOME THE TERROR OF WORLDS POLICE Their Daring Crimes Are Said to Have Out- stripped the Deeds of Brothers of the Red Search for the Woman is Becoming a Safe Rule in Crimes Proceeding From Anarchistic Violence—The Guardians of the World Nearly Always Finda Woman Implicated When a Ruler is Stricken Down—Emotional Women Lose Sense of Fear.

Happy International Women's Day. 🏴

tyme tyme tyme
see what hath bicom of me
whyle Ich lookid arounde
for my possibilityes
Ich was a burden to plese
Nowe looke arounde
Leaves are broun
And the skye
Ys a hazye shade of wynter

Modern AU Stede Bonnet

But it worked out
Since they eventually had to cross the road THEY WALKED DIRECTLY AT ME SQUEEEEE!!!! Please add your own music.

🐣 🪶

ineffable wives 💗

#goodomens

A covered litter box. A fluffy kitten sits inside, facing out, her little front paws resting on the bottom edge of the entrance opening. She looks a little concerned.

This pic for a litter box looks like the kitten is working at a beachside snack shack and it's her first day and in her head, as she says, "Welcome to Herring House, how may I help you today?" she's silently thinking, "Please just want oyster crackers," because she ate all the herring.

Professor Hicks is an expert, not a reporter. And the 'other side' of this issue is colonialist violence and not really worth considering, no?

@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

Clown license cross stitch

Save some bidding energy for this, clowns 💖

David Hockney (British Artist, born 1937)
"Winter Timber", 2009.
Oil on Canvas, 274.3 x 609.6 cm.
The Work is composed of 15 individual Canvases joined together to create a massive 9-by-20-foot Panorama.

#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

a gif of Baby Globe, who looks like the Wikipedia icon of a globe made of puzzle pieces, with big sparkly eyes and blue hands and feet. Baby Globe is wearing a party hat and tossing confetti that they pulled from the top of their hollow globe body and is still somehow very cute despite this

wikipedia has a mascot for their 25th anniversary, their name is Baby Globe and unfortunately they're adorable wikimediafoundation.org/wikipedia25/...

i love this!! and really cleanly done, too. congratulations!

this is great and also i'd like to be this person's friend? they seem extremely fun

A screenshot of the accessibility tab in my Bluesky settings, showing the alt text toggled on "require alt text before posting" Btw alt text is also a fun place to shamelessly editorialize on your post and there ain't no character limit. Go ahead and share the Canterbury Tales here plus throw in a random Fuck or Shitass. It's a delightful pastime

Friends, please use Alt Text whenever you post images. It helps those with sight issues understand your sparkling captions & assists those of us who are hopelessly unhip in getting your references. Just toggle it in the settings for a reminder every time you share a bot mot, THANKYOUSOMUCH

“All the other pigs with the pumped up öats Better run better run Bröther may I have some”

Four

this is good maths

Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake
Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care not for thee
Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love

[dreamye lute arpeggio]

Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love

@pookleblinky 5 days ago Halfway between imposter syndrome and dunning kruger is the capybara, the only creature that knows exactly how good it is at what it does.