a ancient man

it’s always “thank you for your service” but it’s never “sorry you were a gullible teenager”

Yes these are all 2s. Soul Reaver is Kain 2. new vegas is fallout 2 2 do not argue with me

Would that mean a corrupt or incompetent person gets roped into the halls of power from time to time? Obviously. But at this point “from time to time” is a qualifier I prefer over “nearly exclusively.”

i put a couple of my old remixes on there too. go wild

I’ve maintained for a while an opinion that all governance and law enforcement ought to be staffed on a conscription basis. Any apparent desire to do these jobs should be immediately disqualifying from them.

SAVE THE DATE: Thursday, March 12th will be STELLATHON: A FUNDRAISER FOR YOUR COOL ONLINE FRIEND.

Games streamers! Artists! Storytellers! Giveaways, baby! Participants will be revealed throughout the next week.

Let’s get @antlervel.vet her money back!

Poster by @yotsuben.bsky.social.

they’re censoring me at the pharmacy when they won’t give me the percocet i decided i need

if i hear you pronounce it “motts-ah-rella” i’m fighting your protestant ass

your toy obliterated a hundred kids and this is somehow their fault. you stupid piece of shit

a peculiar kind of narcissism to believe this is all somehow your own fault

i have quietly wondered for years whether or not your last name was Lostin

just fyi the ides of march is coming up, if anyone would like to do the funniest thing of all time

Getting more and more difficult
to not notice how the happier and healthier i personally get, the more stupid and hostile and evil the world seems to become for everybody. Like some kind of reverse Omelas situation

every once in a while you encounter someone who is simply so hot that you’re like on second thought, i think i will go ahead and embrace the infinite possibilities of tomorrow one more time

I didn't want to make this post but unfortunately my hand has been forced. Sentona Games told me this week, after ignoring me for two months, that they will not be paying me the $24,000 deferred…... I didn't want to make this post but unfortunately my hand has been forced. Sentona Games told me this week, after ignoring me for two months, that they will not be paying me the $24,000 deferred paym...

If you're in the game industry and use LinkedIn, please do me a favor and share my post about Sentona Games screwing me out of money I'm owed. Thank you

Oops! All sequels

it’s always “thank you for your service” but it’s never “sorry you were a gullible teenager”

if a weapon were formed against me i actually would let it prosper bc i am generous of spirit

truth is i’m getting ratatouilled by a little rodent who’s horny and otherwise talentless

Crud. Dang! We were juuussst about to do it too. Shucks. I was literally holding my hand over the “impeach” button. Ah, beans.

kinda priceless cut to Cope’s face at the end i can’t deny

I miss when everyone was just horny and not incandescent with rage

perhaps this website attracts 38 year olds because its no problem for us to post on a forum where all the mods are huge pieces of shit that everybody hates

unfortunately my best theory is still that eleven years ago a genie cursed someone’s game of cards against humanity to start coming true

normalize saying “who are you” to strangers in your mentions

embarrassing but i always thought “borderline personality disorder” meant you were on the verge of having a personality disorder

I love reading out loud. I wish someone would pay me to read out loud. I'll do the voices i don't give a shit.

call me ahab (assigned horny at birth)

“Look at this thing that sucks” no thanks.