Jordo

Oh my god yes. There’s another dude called the faithful sheriff I think who literally just grooms kids into Christianity on stream and he does the exact same peanut gimmick

Closeup of Felius the gray wolf with large muscles and shredded clothes in a gym locker room holding a protein bottle looking shocked

Felius the gray wolf with large muscles and shredded clothes in a gym locker room holding a protein bottle looking shocked

@feliusnightbloom.bsky.social must've had a real good gym day 💪🐺

They both suck eggs btw

You’re thinking of that other streaming peanut who grooms kids and converts them in Fortnite

Problematic memory and opinion gap detected, correcting immediately

“No I’m not going to X” —> “I love X! Please let me X!” Pipeline is so hot. Especially if instant. Give me those two panel comics of someone instantly flipping on their opinion of something (willingly or not)

*you are surrounded by a group of shortstacks. They are all bottoms and in heat*

I LOVE that top abs you are wearing the hell out of this

I wanna grab that cake bad

*Imagining you as a delicious piece of meat like in cartoons*

No I’d be ok with it I think

You wouldn’t and we both know it

You guys wouldn’t call me a nerd if I got braces would you

Snouts and ears would make life so much better

Getting sent the same Cait Sith art by 6 people at once (Kin affirming)

It’s ez, just be an all powerful reality warper who also is subject to those same tf’s if he’s not expecting it

The role reversal flavor…

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Magnum of piss

Wait I forgot about this too

My magnum opus

Did I post this here yet

I draw shitty memes sometimes

Bell the sheep holding an extremely high calorie frozen dessert topped with churros, whipped cream, caramel, ice cream, chocolate, and cones. His lower belly and love handles are exposed, revealing his faded stretch marks. He embarrassingly looks off screen to someone, reassuring that he’s just enjoying a small treat, despite the fact his fatass already had 12 of them…

Dude you might want to slow down, those are like, 5,000 calories each

Got hit by the gain 350 pounds laser but honestly I’m kinda liking it

3 am soda chugging thoughts

happy birthday @django.is-grow.ing!

Hard to win when your team is too focused on keeping your inflated goat ass from floating away

YES YES GES

….

Ok I walked into that one

Dropping the load that wins the game is 🥴

I need to play her again, spirit ivy was one of my fav builds for a while there. Vortex web into 4, 1, 2 was also so nice

Who the heck up

Seikret ass smoocher

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