L.B. Sparrow

Bam fuckin Adebayo 😭😭😭

Eighty fuckin three, I never thought I'd see someone do it in my lifetime. And it's Bam fuckin Adebayo of all people 😭😭😭

"live action of [insert animation] in the works--" please just fund animation instead of treating live action as the final pokemon evolution of a story

I live in the state of California, he's my governor, I voted for him in 2018, and he's the worst piece of trash imaginable.

He hates the trans community, he's criminalized being homeless in a state where hardworking people are one missed paycheck from the street. He had Bannon on his podcast

so, i wrote stuff. This is a book about a girl who gets traded to a team where all the players are dating each other.

I'm posting through my nerves about sharing it, but I do hope you enjoy, and I'll start working on chapter 2 later tonight or tomorrow.

www.scribblehub.com/read/2232572...

nah but fr that shit looks like it smacks

HAH, GOT EM

My handle on Disc was Ladybro for years when I thought I was nonbinary. My friends asked if they could call me LB and then I got attached to the initials, so I thought about a name to put to them and opted to make my old name my last name.

Hi, I'm Loretta Blue Sparrow 💙🏳️‍⚧️

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Nobody else should ever be allowed to use Narco the fuck again, I'm not sorry.

god i dread even the idea of ever working in corporate, fucking soul sucking jobs.

how can you not love ondřej satoria

I feel like there needs to be less professionalism in a healthy way, do I know exactly what that is, no, but like. Fuck, I like the idea of being able to send a :3 or a 🥰 to a coworker and nobody acts weird about shit.

who wants to be wifey everyone raises hand who wants to stop being crazy no one raises hand

i stayed awake to crash out about jarryd dale making one of the worst plays I've ever seen on a baseball diamond instead of staying awake to see ondrej satoria throwing 4.2 scoreless against the damn samurai l o l

this junkballing Czech electrician is a folk hero in Japan for striking out Ohtani in the last WBC (stopped for photos/autographs etc) but he's retiring after this bc Czech league ball doesn't pay the bills.
I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy

☀️ march the tenth be with you, sonic fans.

This game is gonna be absolute cinema, but like. Sports comedy rather than sports drama.

Unfortunately Pascal has already been listed as out for us lmaoooo

honestly right now i'd be fine with just being able to kiss her good night before I go to bed.

I think my favorite thing about Puerto Rico in the WBC is being able to call my grandma and tell her about the team. She doesn't even do baseball like that but she loves Puerto Rico and she always gets so happy when I tell her stuff about it. I fuckin love my grandma.

PUERTO RICO TO THE QUARTERFINALS LET'S FUCKING GO 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷

Loretta Blue laying in her bed wearing a green t-shirt with yellow letters on it with a slight smile on her lips.

damn, chat. I really just. Look like this now, huh? 🥹🏳️‍⚧️

Objectively cool for a guy who pitched in the very first WBC back in 2006

oh fuck everything

And then you take a bad backwards K to lead off the 9th, team Australia should leave Jarryd Dale's ass in the Tokyo Dome if they don't score this inning.

Australia might actually get eliminated because of that, that's fucking insane.

WHY WOULD YOU THROW THAT LMFAOOOOO TAKE THE OUT AT 1ST MY GUY...

3 GIDPs for Australia now. Hard to fight back when any time you might get something going, you end up shooting yourself in the foot.