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Bob Crespo

@uncle-brooklyn

I'm the Bob Crespoest Bob Crespo around, singer, songwriter and international art thief at bobcrespo.com, Brooklyn lifer, FDR Democrat, baseball fan, Fedora wearer, scourge of fascists. No MAGAs need apply. And I'm just fine thanks, so no unnecessary DMS.

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Do You Remember Paris Listen to Do You Remember Paris by Bob Crespo #np on #SoundCloud

Tango with Brooklyn Seven!
DO YOU REMEMBER PARIS
"We danced
Like there was no tomorrow
We sang
The songs of yesterday
We spoke
No more of pain or sorrow..."
Β© R. R Crespo (BMI)
Produced by Roberto Polito
Brooklyn Seven is Bob Crespo, Dave Forman & Bobby Polito
soundcloud.com/bob-crespo/d...

07.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Diana’s Green House by Diana Rosa - acrylic painting | UGallery Available exclusively on UGallery, Diana’s Green House by Diana Rosa. All art is original, arrives ready-to-hang, and comes with Free Shipping & Free Returns.

Today’s UGallery Artist: Diana Rosa
"Diana’s Green House" (2020)
acrylic painting on stretched canvas
more by this artist: www.ugallery.com/pages/diana-...

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06.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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SOMEDAY 1 A song about building a better world, with a Latin Dance beat.

Brooklyn Seven, dancing for a better world
SOMEDAY
"Someday you’re gonna wake up and you’re gonna see the sun
You’re gonna love me like you never loved no one..."
Β© R. R. Crespo
Produced by Dave Forman
Brooklyn Seven is Bob Crespo, Dave Forman & Bobby Polito

soundcloud.com/bob-crespo/s...

06.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Password is . . . β€œdogwhistle.” Jingo bells.
Dogwhistle . . .

06.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cypress trees in California (2023) Oil painting by Volodymyr Smoliak Hello everyone This is my original oil painting Title Cypress trees in California Year 2023 Size 55-75cm, 22-30in Material oil on canvas. Painting signed on front and back, varnished. Painted o...

MORNING ART FIX: "Cypress trees in California" (2023) by Volodymyr Smoliak
Oil painting on canvas
more by this artist: www.artfinder.com/artist/volod...

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06.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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TODAY'S NATIONAL DAY, 3/6/26 - INTERNATIONAL MICHELANGELO DAY! Here's a guy you have to hate, the ultimate Renaissance man. Not happy being a great painter and sculptor, the guy was also an architect, engineer, cartographer, poet and a big fan of small penises. H...

TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/6/26 – INTERNATIONAL MICHELANGELO DAY!
β€’Suggested Activities: Being awestruck.
www.bobcrespo.com/2026/03/toda...

06.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Everything Changes Listen to Everything Changes by Bob Crespo #np on #SoundCloud

From The Dave Sessions
EVERYTHING CHANGES
"Johnny never saw it coming at all
He never knew how far and fast he'd fall
He was feeling fine
And life was oh so sweet
It was the best of times
He had a front row street..."
Β© R. R. Crespo (BMI)
Produced by Dave Forman
soundcloud.com/bob-crespo/0...

06.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Flowers in a Glass Vase by John Jaster - acrylic painting | UGallery Available exclusively on UGallery, Flowers in a Glass Vase by John Jaster. All art is original, arrives ready-to-hang, and comes with Free Shipping & Free Returns.

Today’s UGallery Artist: John Jaster
"Flowers in a Glass Vase" (2026
acrylic painting on stretched canvas
more by this artist: www.ugallery.com/pages/john-j...

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05.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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And now for the latest distraction from a distraction to the distraction before that, designed to make us forget the Epstein Files.

05.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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D'oh!

05.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Password is . . . "armistice." Truce or consequences.
Armistice . . .

05.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Awaiting Rescue - in C-Major (2026) Oil painting by Johnny Popkess A woman sits atop a pair of valises on an empty beach, playing a piano. A lighthearted and whimsical painting with a dollop of irony. This original work is painted on a medium textured, professionally...

MORNING ART FIX: "Awaiting Rescue - in C-Major" (2026) by Johnny Popkess
Oil painting on canvas
more by this artist: www.artfinder.com/artist/johnn...

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05.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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TODAY'S NATIONAL DAY, 3/5/26 - ABSINTHE DAY! In fiction, villains with monocles sip it. In real life, hard-living painters, poets and novelists were once notorious for drinking it into the wee hours and making a nuisance of themselves. Today is ...

TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/5/26 – ABSINTHE DAY!
β€’Suggested Activities: Don’t even think about it, you’re not Rimbaud, Van Gogh or Hemingway, who lived for self-abuse.
www.bobcrespo.com/2026/03/toda...

05.03.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fort Sumter, 1861
Pearl Harbor, 1941
9/11, 2001
"I had a feeling!" 2026

05.03.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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LOVE IS A SPARROW Listen to LOVE IS A SPARROW by Bob Crespo #np on #SoundCloud

A pretty song for ugly times
LOVE IS A SPARROW
"Sometimes love is a sparrow
Just a bird on the wing
Like a handful of sunshine
An impossible thing
Sometimes love is a heartache
Wrapped in ribbons and string
Sometimes love is a sparrow..."
Β© R. R. Crespo (BMI)

soundcloud.com/bob-crespo/l...

05.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sun over Sonoran Desert by John Jaster - acrylic painting | UGallery Available exclusively on UGallery, Sun over Sonoran Desert by John Jaster. All art is original, arrives ready-to-hang, and comes with Free Shipping & Free Returns.

Today’s UGallery Artist: John Jaster
"Sun over Sonoran Desert" (2025)
acrylic painting on stretched canvas
more by this artist: www.ugallery.com/pages/john-j...

www.ugallery.com/products/acr...

04.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Feds must be busy airlifting stranded Americans out of harm's way, right?

Waitwhat? There's no plan? How is that possible?

04.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Password is . . . β€œfricassee.” β€œPreferring a lake.
Fricassee . . .

04.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Palm Trees (2026) Oil painting by Victoria Obolensky An original oil painting on stretched cotton canvas sized 45cm x 35cm, inspired by the palm trees at sunset. The paintings come with a certificate of authenticity. The sides of the painting are pain...

MORNING ART FIX: Palm Trees (2026) by Victoria Obolensky
Oil painting on canvas
more by this artist: www.artfinder.com/artist/victo...

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04.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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TODAY'S NATIONAL DAY, 3/4/26 - GRAMMAR DAY! There, they're, their, bitches. Grammar. It's its special day today, so mind your apostrophes and punctuation on NATIONAL GRAMMAR DAY! We English speakers abuse Grammar all the time, especially when...

TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/4/26 – GRAMMAR DAY!
β€’Suggested Activities: English 101
www.bobcrespo.com/2026/03/toda...

04.03.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Weekend (2023) Oil painting by Anna Rita Angiolelli Vintage style painting - portrait of a woman with suitcases waiting to leave on a small plane - painted with oil colors on canvas measuring cm. 60 x 70 - signed on the front and colored also on the si...

Today’s UGallery Artist: "Weekend" (2023) by Anna Rita Angiolelli
Oil painting on canvas
more by this artist: www.artfinder.com/artist/anna-...

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03.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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TODAY'S NATIONAL DAY, 3/3/26 - "ROCKET 88" DAY! Rock & Roll was born on March 3, 1951 when Ike Turner's band recorded what is widely considered the first Rock & Roll song, with legendary producer Sam Phillips (yes, that Sam Phillips) at the board a...

TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/3/26 – β€œROCKET 88” DAY!
β€’Suggested Activities: Wishing Rock & Roll a happy 75th birthday, and Bob Crespo a happy 73rd.
www.bobcrespo.com/2026/03/toda...

03.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Look Who's Marching Down by Brooklyn Seven By Brooklyn Seven

March with Brooklyn Seven
LOOK WHO’S MARCHING DOWN
"Women so angry
Cause the men make all the rules
Children so angry
Someone’s shooting up their schools..."
Β© R. R. Crespo (BMI)
Produced by Dave Forman
Brooklyn Seven is Bob Crespo, Dave Forman and Bobby Polito

soundcloud.com/bob-crespo/l...

03.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your point?

02.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Password is . . . "heretofore." What golfers are.
Heretofore . . .

02.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sunset with boats (2024) Oil painting by Haykuhi Khachatryan Original artwork, oil on canvas, painted with only palette knife. It has thick texture and vivid colors. In this creation, I sought to capture the vibrant energy of a fiery sunset reflecting off the w...

MORNING ART FIX: "Sunset with boats" (2024) by Haykuhi Khachatryan
Oil painting on canvas
more by this artist: www.artfinder.com/artist/hayku...

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02.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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TODAY'S NATIONAL DAY, 3/2/26 - DR. SEUSS DAY! I dig Dr. Seuss's scene Of Hatted Cats and Grinches Green Of elephants named Horton too And fishes red and green and blue! Hellzyeah, it's NATIONAL DOCTOR SEUSS DAY! Who didn't grow up a huge fa...

TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 3/2/26 – DR. SEUSS DAY!
β€’Suggested Activities: Hop on Pop.
www.bobcrespo.com/2026/03/toda...

02.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Norwegian Guard by Nicholas Robertson - acrylic painting | UGallery Available exclusively on UGallery, Norwegian Guard by Nicholas Robertson. All art is original, arrives ready-to-hang, and comes with Free Shipping & Free Returns.

Today’s UGallery Artist: Nicholas Robertson
"Norwegian Guard" (2026)
acrylic painting on canvas board
more by this artist: www.ugallery.com/pages/nichol...

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01.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Password is . . . β€œflapdoodle.” Why Viagra was invented.
Flapdoodle . . .

01.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0