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gentle giant i get my steps in by walking the long way to the most oblique shitpost

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1941: shmown.
luftrausers: shmown.
super dodgeball? shmup.

11.03.2026 04:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the existence of shoot 'em ups, or shmups, suggests the existence of shoot 'em downs, or shmowns.

11.03.2026 04:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
An excerpt from the article linked in the previous post:
Horii seems to consider the shortcomings of Japanese-to-English localizations a result of inherent differences between the two languages, commenting, "I've come to accept that English is a simple language, so there's no helping it."

An excerpt from the article linked in the previous post: Horii seems to consider the shortcomings of Japanese-to-English localizations a result of inherent differences between the two languages, commenting, "I've come to accept that English is a simple language, so there's no helping it."

An altered version of the classic, evergreen headline from The Onion "'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens"
It has been altered to say "'It Can't Be Helped,' Says Only Language Where This Regularly Happens"
and it has been illustrated with a screenshot from Dragon Quest... I wanna say XI? Probably XI.

An altered version of the classic, evergreen headline from The Onion "'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens" It has been altered to say "'It Can't Be Helped,' Says Only Language Where This Regularly Happens" and it has been illustrated with a screenshot from Dragon Quest... I wanna say XI? Probably XI.

God, he even said the thing. He said the thing!

11.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dragon Quest creatorΒ YujiΒ HoriiΒ says English translationsΒ inevitablyΒ stripΒ away a lot of a game's "flavor"Β  - AUTOMATON WEST Yuji Horii andΒ ParanormasightΒ seriesΒ directorΒ TakanariΒ IshiyamaΒ talk about localization from the perspective of scenario writers.

Damn, I was sure the guy who kept employing the right wing war crime-denying homophobe for forty years didn't have any problematic opinions
automaton-media.com/en/news/drag...

11.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh your new game’s a souls like? that’s cool. mine’s a dopefish face cartoon fight cloud ballet cryptid where you can free willy falling rocks onto a trombone treasure pepperoni pizxa

10.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wowowowow

09.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i couldn't remember if his head falls into Yuna's lap or not and went searching... Amazing first post, no notes. gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/64314...

09.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(third photo) Congrats on your role in the Myst remake, Chris

09.03.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Butz: Yeah.

09.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A grid of nine games:
Mega Man 3 for the NES
Lunar: The Silver Star for the Sega CD
King of Fighters '97 for the Sega Saturn
Neon Genesis Evangelion for the Nintendo 64
Rez for the PlayStation 2
Drill Dozer for the Game Boy Advance
Animal Crossing: Wild World for the Nintendo DS
Chew-Man-Fu for the TurboGrafx-16
Prop Cycle for the Arcade

A grid of nine games: Mega Man 3 for the NES Lunar: The Silver Star for the Sega CD King of Fighters '97 for the Sega Saturn Neon Genesis Evangelion for the Nintendo 64 Rez for the PlayStation 2 Drill Dozer for the Game Boy Advance Animal Crossing: Wild World for the Nintendo DS Chew-Man-Fu for the TurboGrafx-16 Prop Cycle for the Arcade

A grid of nine more video games:
1 vs 100 for Xbox Live
Rock Band 3 for the Xbox 360
Tokyo Jungle for the PlayStation 3
Crawl for the PlayStation 4
You Don't Know Jack for the Xbox 360
Art Style: light trax for the Nintendo Wii
Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate for the Wii U
Picross S for the. Nintendo Switch
Forza Horizon 5 for the Xbox One X

A grid of nine more video games: 1 vs 100 for Xbox Live Rock Band 3 for the Xbox 360 Tokyo Jungle for the PlayStation 3 Crawl for the PlayStation 4 You Don't Know Jack for the Xbox 360 Art Style: light trax for the Nintendo Wii Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate for the Wii U Picross S for the. Nintendo Switch Forza Horizon 5 for the Xbox One X

fuck it i made a couple more

08.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*anything*?

08.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this is the name of your end-of-podcast andy rooney style segment where you deliver a hot, but correct, take

08.03.2026 06:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there's a what on the what

07.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

huh, so you went into a previously explored area, armed with a new piece of information, and used it to discover previously hidden knowledge? dang, they should make video games like that.

07.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh i'm so jeaous

07.03.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is that a CUP of YAKITORI SKEWERS

07.03.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you can't tell me dick, jason, and tim aren't huey, dewey and louie

07.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

fuck it they’re both rich

07.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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Scrooge McDuck, drawn in ink and marker at #eccc

07.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 201 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 1

...And You Will Know Us by the Crumbs of Bread

07.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh my god i had totally forgotten about Blue Max

07.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

havin' a little nberries with the boyse

06.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe the date is a clue and on March 15th the Firefly cast will reunite to stab Adam Baldwin 23 times, mainly in the groin

06.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not a lot of people know but his full name is Talib Qualifiers

06.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

even disney mix, somehow

05.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i went with ddr4th mix because Burnin’ the Floor is just that good. I’m rarely not thinking about that song.

05.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I nearly went DrumMania myself. The first time I ever played one was a setup that had a GF/DM/Keyboardmania linked and it ruled so hard.

05.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A grid of nine games from the website my9games.com 
Phantasy Star Online for the Dreamcast
Epyx Summer Games for the Commodore 64
Panekit for the PlayStation
Space Quest III for the PC
Pilotwings for the Super Nintendo
Dance Dance Revolution 4th Mix for the Arcade
Game Dev Story for iOS
Brainbender for Game Boy
and Ribbit King for Game Cube

A grid of nine games from the website my9games.com Phantasy Star Online for the Dreamcast Epyx Summer Games for the Commodore 64 Panekit for the PlayStation Space Quest III for the PC Pilotwings for the Super Nintendo Dance Dance Revolution 4th Mix for the Arcade Game Dev Story for iOS Brainbender for Game Boy and Ribbit King for Game Cube

limited myself to one pick per platform and this is just how i felt at the moment (last night, its probably already different now)

05.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Blues Traveller added to Fortnite when

05.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0