The ships hung in the air in much the same way that bricks don't
11.03.2026 11:09
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The ships hung in the air in much the same way that bricks don't
Screenshot of a βwe buy soulsβ ad on a telephone pole with an LA area code on the number
Not to mention the following also applies:
I mean thatβsβ¦ thatβs just the Johnny Depp special
Monkeyβs paw: the dream was to play, not to be good
"Yeah I'm a rocker, I'm a punker, bleghh live fast die young π€" says the 50 year old homeowner wearing striped fingerless gloves and a crushed velvet blazer over a Nightmare Before Christmas shirt
me, just 0.5db too loud: think i just cracked the code. if you take cialis AND viagra with a 50/50 blend of coke/pepsi it reverses all the negative side effects of ketamine therapy
375lb ICE agent, kevlar vest covered in /k/ patches, using aliexpress rfid spoofer to open my front door: γγ γγΎ~!
Well, that hurt like it was supposed to.
Faramir: "Father, I have attained enlightenment and escaped the endless cycle of death and rebirth" Denethor: "Boromir would have remained as a bodhisattva until all sentieryt beings were enlightened"
My favourite grasshopper fact: Grasshoppers first appeared on the planet 250 million years ago.
Grass did not appear on the planet until 40 million years ago
Imagine it: 210 million years, hopping around on any random surface you can find, waiting for the grass that will make you truly yourself.
GPOY
Mostly though, just listen to the fucking strings theyβre the same ;-; he pulled out all his pretty little tricks for his deathbed.
This joke would have been funnier with KV numbers but I strive for accessibility
Mozart:
If you canβt Handel me at my Requiem, you donβt deserve me at my Placido e il mar!
Steve from Resident Evil Code Veronica. Subtitle reads "Me llamo Steve."
with the current trend of 2000s nostalgia im surprised theres not more breakbeat. why is it all house and garage. where is the zoomer chemical brothers. who is gen alphas crystal method. i need to hear a 20 year old making prodigy type beats immediately
treatment resistant posting disorder
Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release
spigot: I WONDER IF MY CELL ORGANELLES ARE CHOCOLATE CHIPS!!!!!!!!!! deuce: I HAVE A CONTRACTILE VACUOLE deuce: THAT IS AN AMOEBA'S BUTTHOLE spigot: ARE WE ALL BROWSING BIOLOGY PAGES IN BED
"ERNEST J. ORGANS" https://bonequest.com/9853
anime girl taking big sip of beer
co-Ron-bo
Well that goddamn blows, time to read up on that later :/
Literally myopic
fuck first person
there are people over 18 who were born after Lucky Star came out
Outlaw Star screenshot featuring Suzuka. Text reads "She is not a special woman. All women are special"
Happy International Women's Day
gonna start responding to requests with "if nautical nonsense be something ye wish"
went back in time to introduce a Victorian child to pizza but instead they got me hooked on some kind of embalming fluid they were all doing. these kids are fucked up
https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-reveal-the-oldest-map-of-the-night-sky-ever-made
