My personal favorite from that year.
07.03.2026 03:10
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My personal favorite from that year.
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MBS right after killing the father of the new leader of Iran: “first of all, I did not expect that to work and second, I’m a little birthday boy.”
I detest how plausible this sounds.
the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics
this is what it feels like to post on bluesky
Noem has been cut loose.
We're officially entering the jettison period of the administration
Trump will cut rotten flesh from his inner circle now to feed it to the Liberals as they continue uninterrupted slaughter in the Middle East w/ Israel..
I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.
Sorry boss, I can't work, I'm watching Kristi Noem do a press conference and she doesn't know she's been shitcanned
Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
trump may be the worst president in history, but he knows how to fire people in the funniest way possible. I'm pretty sure one of the 1st term cabinet members learned he was fired while taking a shit
Today is a good day to remember that there are more of us (the ‘ruled’) than there are of them (the ‘rulers’). Watching the protests and their impact across the country reminds me that we have power to make change.
Anyway. They gave Ashli Babbitt full military honors for trying to murder Mike Pence and her family got $5 million in taxpayer dollars.
Throw vulnerable people under the bus, we throw you out on your ass
A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty
Spotted in Seattle's Fremont neighborhood
Fun fact: 54% of US adults read below a 6th grade level.
You have to actively remember literally over half the US adult population is *unable to perceive subtext*
www.thenationalliteracyinstitute.com/2024-2025-li...
Pooping is a day-time me thing, I give night-time me the night off except for emergency urine breaks.
Benghazi energy!
Trump has set off a chain reaction and anyone who claims they know how this all ends is lying
I wish I still had mine, loved all the models but especially the Zune HD. I got a digital music player similar to it and I really enjoy it.
Zune Gang stand up!!
"other countries have agency and don't like it when you bomb them"
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A "renowned" mentalist. Dunno how that's gonna work!
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Didn't they actually get a magician to host this year?
