Brady Klopfer

bookmarking this so I can see if it's true the next time i go on vacation. maybe i'll blog about it.

this is the first time in my life that I've considered that maybe you're a kd burner

tremendous sense of the moment

I genuinely had the thought to and then thought it would be funnier to see what your response would be if you stumbled across it organically.

you didn't disappoint

yeah, that's a good way of putting it. people get angry that he doesn't adapt more but ... you ain't winning without Steph so why would you adapt for that?

Not that I should ever expect online fans to be rational, but it's wild to me that the "Steve Kerr is a bad coach who could never win anything without Steph Curry" narrative persists with the sheer number of games the Warriors somehow win when missing all of their players

Absolutely hilarious Kevin Durant moment. After making 35 straight free throws, missed one to tie the game in the final seconds. Next possession got two more, down three, and missed the first. Tried to miss the second on purpose and made it.

Kristi Noem's DHS killed Americans, stole their property, deported the wrong people, siphoned taxpayer money to her political allies, defied court orders, and ferried her aide/lover on taxpayer-funded jets. To bring America together, Democrats must pledge to never prosecute her for any of this.

this is the most impossible question of all time

😥

ohh now that I see this I might have to find a way to get Tyler Rogers in there

Reyes Moronta
Jeremy Affeldt
Yusmeiro Petit

wow this question was a lot easier before I saw the word "middle"

current or all-time?

Zohran Mamdani's New York already showing up on the baseball diamond

Why do you think they’re trying to use Israel defense as a fig leaf you fucking lunkhead

on the toilet like tywin lannister

tripping and falling, ideally down the plane stairs

crashing a golf cart

yellow, purple, and anything in the blue/green/teal oceanic vibe

so

Ask me my top three anything

these things are stupid but I like stupid things

also, giants prospects who didn’t pan out

coworkers

This might be the most deranged quote I have ever seen

Rep Omar says Nancy Mace is drunk posting

Ilhan Omar calling Nancy Mace a sloppy hag is hilarious

I’m not optimistic about the state of the world, but I am hopeful

there’s a reason it was hope, not optimism, hidden at the bottom of Pandora’s box

hope doesn’t require one to believe that a good outcome is the most rationally likely outcome, it just requires you to work towards it anyway

i'm going to ask Grok to vulgar roast you next meeting

Twitter headline: today's news, Los Angeles Lakers and Deandre Ayton nearing remote work agreement

who possibly could have guessed that twitter using AI for everything would struggle with things like parody accounts

you will like EVERYTHING at le petit trois

the answer is obviously Podz rapping, btw. half because bad rap is way more fun than bad basketball, and half because he would have some random hilarious bar about something truly ridiculous