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I make cryptic crosswords at juffscryptics.blogspot.com And stream them at twitch.tv/juffo__wup (Not the ones I make. I stream other ones.)

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The numbers in the book were just ridiculous. If I recall, she had published a number of puzzles which would amount to five a week for thirty years, and there was a massive hedge maze that had a square footage less than twice the size of my living room.

07.03.2026 19:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Sometimes I retweet a set of images because it completely captures my soul at that moment. This is almost such a time.

27.02.2026 02:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
a buff, naked Walt Disney, with a weird little Mickey on his shoulder

a buff, naked Walt Disney, with a weird little Mickey on his shoulder

a screenprinted Ween poster someone made that shows someone looking up, in a graveyard, at a giant ghostly figure of a woman. it's printed in medium and dark blues on a lighter blue paper

a screenprinted Ween poster someone made that shows someone looking up, in a graveyard, at a giant ghostly figure of a woman. it's printed in medium and dark blues on a lighter blue paper

an image that says "Wishing you a normal New Year," but the "o" in "normal" is replaced with a mouse

an image that says "Wishing you a normal New Year," but the "o" in "normal" is replaced with a mouse

someone squirting a box of... milk tea? into their eye, excitedly. The lighting is really canonical 2000s bathroom mirror digital photo -style. This may be a person whose livejournal I used to follow?? damned if I can remember their name, was it like Elise or something?

someone squirting a box of... milk tea? into their eye, excitedly. The lighting is really canonical 2000s bathroom mirror digital photo -style. This may be a person whose livejournal I used to follow?? damned if I can remember their name, was it like Elise or something?

26.02.2026 21:59 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I want to say that feels incredibly unlikely, but my inability to clarify the probability space I'm working in prevents me.

27.02.2026 02:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Among the 6 actors who played James Bond in the 25 Eon films, none played Bond the same number of times:
Connery, 6; Lazenby, 1; Moore, 7; Dalton, 2; Brosnan, 4; Craig, 5.

27.02.2026 02:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala

21.02.2026 22:36 👍 13555 🔁 4575 💬 135 📌 745

Essential thread.

22.02.2026 21:01 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Arte digital de uma vampira e uma bruxa se beijando em uma sacada. A vampira está do outro lado, debruçada no guarda corpo, enquanto a bruxa está do lado de dentro, segurando o rosto de sua amada. A vampira é uma mulher branca, de cabelos cor-de-rosa, presos em um rabo-de-cavalo; está vestindo blazer e saia, meia calça e coturnos; tem piercings na orelha e no queixo e usa um brinco de lua com uma corrente; em cada um dos pulsos há uma tatuagem, uma é o sol mesclado com a lua e a outra as letras NC. A bruxa é uma mulher negra, com cabelos crespos roxos, trançados até o topo da cabeça, terminando em um pompom decorado com duas flores amarelas; tem piercing na orelha e usa um brinco de sol; está vestindo calça jeans de cintura alta e um blusão colorido, meias listradas. Sobre as cabeças delas voa uma morceguinha orelhuda com um pixie nas costas, esperando a vampira para partirem. Na sacada há várias plantas diferentes por toda a parte, em vasos decorados à mão, há artes de madeira de pássaros, tapetes decorados, uma mesinha de centro feita de um caixote e um sofá de palete com almofadas de fronha decorada, neste lado tudo é pintado com tons alaranjados. Ao fundo é possível ver a cidade, toda em tons frios, principalmente de azul. Há várias casinhas e árvores, é possível ver parte da estrada de pedras, uma farmácia e um muro pichado. No alto da arte há um céu estrelado com uma lua crescente.

Arte digital de uma vampira e uma bruxa se beijando em uma sacada. A vampira está do outro lado, debruçada no guarda corpo, enquanto a bruxa está do lado de dentro, segurando o rosto de sua amada. A vampira é uma mulher branca, de cabelos cor-de-rosa, presos em um rabo-de-cavalo; está vestindo blazer e saia, meia calça e coturnos; tem piercings na orelha e no queixo e usa um brinco de lua com uma corrente; em cada um dos pulsos há uma tatuagem, uma é o sol mesclado com a lua e a outra as letras NC. A bruxa é uma mulher negra, com cabelos crespos roxos, trançados até o topo da cabeça, terminando em um pompom decorado com duas flores amarelas; tem piercing na orelha e usa um brinco de sol; está vestindo calça jeans de cintura alta e um blusão colorido, meias listradas. Sobre as cabeças delas voa uma morceguinha orelhuda com um pixie nas costas, esperando a vampira para partirem. Na sacada há várias plantas diferentes por toda a parte, em vasos decorados à mão, há artes de madeira de pássaros, tapetes decorados, uma mesinha de centro feita de um caixote e um sofá de palete com almofadas de fronha decorada, neste lado tudo é pintado com tons alaranjados. Ao fundo é possível ver a cidade, toda em tons frios, principalmente de azul. Há várias casinhas e árvores, é possível ver parte da estrada de pedras, uma farmácia e um muro pichado. No alto da arte há um céu estrelado com uma lua crescente.

só mais um beijo antes de ir ☝️🧡

#BRart #art #digitalart #OC

14.02.2026 21:34 👍 1066 🔁 341 💬 13 📌 5

Not many UKers get into them, but USian cryptics generally aim to use abbreviations only in current or recent usage.

14.02.2026 15:55 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

12.02.2026 16:31 👍 10354 🔁 3079 💬 162 📌 419

I remember some good times marching around the living room to Around the World with my preschoolers

11.02.2026 03:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, thanks!

02.02.2026 14:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Haha, ‘Masterpiece’ is fantastic 👏👏👏 very well named, a superb construction

(I somehow guessed the theme before the end, that hardly ever happens! 🙃)

02.02.2026 10:12 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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The Gnomon Variety cryptic crosswords

Issue 5 is out now to subscribers! Four new variety cryptics from @henriwords.com, @juffowup.bsky.social and Roger Wolff!
www.gnomoncryptics.com

02.02.2026 01:49 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 2
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Get more from Out of Left Field on Patreon Creating Cryptic Crosswords

This weekend my wife & I solved a cryptic xword so good that when we realized what the concept was and how deep it went, we just stared at each other like "omg."

Relatedly, if you like cryptics & aren't subscribed to Out of Left Field Cryptics, why? www.patreon.com/leftfieldcry...

27.01.2026 16:01 👍 18 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 1

Scientists should invent a Good Day clock that counts down to everything being fine

28.01.2026 02:03 👍 1517 🔁 244 💬 37 📌 9

Holy shit! The crossword award, The Orcas, added cryptic categories this year and The Gnomon got three nominations!

Give a donation of any size to the Trevor Project and receive a pack of 81 puzzles! (Nine of these are variety cryptics and eight are vanilla cryptics.)

Do it!

25.01.2026 00:55 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
A girl standing in the opening of a drainage culvert

A girl standing in the opening of a drainage culvert

TORONTO!! Hwæt!!!

Do you like RIAN JOHNSON do you like the idea of RIAN JOHNSON DOING A MYSTERY because at 6:30 TODAY the Revue is showing Johnson's first and best film, Brick

revuecinema.ca/films/brick/

It is a classic noir story in a shitty SoCal high school. It's so weird and so incredible

22.01.2026 21:04 👍 59 🔁 10 💬 10 📌 1

Pleased to have compiled today's Times Quick Cryptic.

22.01.2026 14:10 👍 53 🔁 4 💬 14 📌 1
JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

09.10.2025 10:14 👍 14555 🔁 7830 💬 120 📌 274

Terrible restaurant could close unless people enthusiastically embrace bad food, complains chef.

20.01.2026 17:03 👍 2702 🔁 934 💬 33 📌 10

Maltby has his flashes of genius, but I find there to be at least as many groaners per puzzle, with the groaning coming in many different flavors.

13.01.2026 00:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(It's NUCLEI)

12.01.2026 18:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And the surface is noting the cryptic "rule" being broken in this grammar

11.01.2026 03:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The clue is telling you what we're making the definition be. Indicator on the right.

11.01.2026 02:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In a recent Gnomon I had
> Making the definition be middle parts in clue? That's no good!
[enumerations were withheld in this puzzle, but this is a (6)]

08.01.2026 02:26 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

TMNZ has some of my all time fav moments and contestants, it's absolutely fantastic.

04.01.2026 23:23 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Jason Schreier · 8m @jasonschreier.bsky.social
Finding all your old Twitter follows here is very fun, like it's Final Fantasy 6 and you have to go around getting your friends back together because the old world got destroyed by a sociopath with bad jokes

(This was summer 2023 I think)

Jason Schreier · 8m @jasonschreier.bsky.social Finding all your old Twitter follows here is very fun, like it's Final Fantasy 6 and you have to go around getting your friends back together because the old world got destroyed by a sociopath with bad jokes (This was summer 2023 I think)

04.03.2025 03:44 👍 8048 🔁 2444 💬 41 📌 75

It feels like you've already figured out the better wording "if I were to quit" which suits both the cryptic and surface perfectly, and are for some reason not just using that?

18.12.2025 14:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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