Mallory

hi friends, i am back on bluesky! it has been a minute 😮‍💨

FAFO place is so funny to me ahahh

part of the reason i tip service workers so big is because of the unlicensed talk therapy they give me

reddit people are the worst

matt bomer is a texan!! (watching white collar for the first time)

finding out that my lack of motivation was mostly exhaustion from taking too high of an adderall dosage

ugh we hate eli pope so much

both of olivia popes parents love monologuing and grandstanding

We've almost raised the first $1k
$820/2000 raised
We can do this!
#HelpSky #MutualAid #ReproductiveJustice #BlackMamasMatter

JUST IN: Justin Pearson and Justin Jones, the two Black Dems expelled from the Tennessee House by the GOP in April, just triumphed today while facing voters in their district for the first time since then.

wait is nazi short for national socialists??

i love that beautiful people are everywhere

why are stage actors Like That (i'm into it)

anytime i hear talk of dandelions i think of their natural enemy, sid the sloth

The people who say "you'll get more conservative as you get older" are the people with something to lose if you don't

i love Swamp Southerners lmao

people, with all our flaws, are so endlessly charming

i hope y'all are having a week as fantastic and productive as i am! <3

if not, i believe in you!!

thinking about Kent Weed. iykyk

feeling lucky (as per usual) 🍀

god i love my friends 🥰

hehe 🥰

come awnnnnb barbie, let's go partí!

being around narcissists is such a test of willpower oh my god

too hot to handle s5, can we talk about how much i love hannah. a girls' girl!!!!

my god i can't even check my spam folder for coupon codes any more without seeing my ex's obsessive emails. the second hand embarrassment is so fucking cringe idc. i can't believe i ever dated this person lmao

pls i fucking love gossip girl

bittersweet reconnecting with old friends before i'm ✈️✈️✈️✈️ for the next few months!!

it gives me secondhand embarrassment when people have nothing to offer a relationship except money