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Blake Maroney

@blakenator

Nobel Peace Prize Nominee 2026 a real Liz Lemon he/him Minneapolis

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omg it’s just a bit of rain - DRIIIVVE

06.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

06.03.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 12044 πŸ” 1739 πŸ’¬ 599 πŸ“Œ 201

They’re gonna use this as a push for that $200mil tax money

06.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You know what Kristi did to her bitch that no was longer working out

05.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

mullin is if anything even more drunk and incompetent than noem, and also a sitting senator, so i think we really are seeing Not Enough Guys theory operationalized at the highest levels

05.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 1693 πŸ” 292 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 13
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There it is: Noem out, Mullin in

05.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 2546 πŸ” 855 πŸ’¬ 746 πŸ“Œ 964
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Why would they choose to feature someone already dead - like happy birthday, you’re next!

05.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now why would they have not made one of them new MacBooks orange

04.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Why
β€ͺ@why.bsky.team‬
Until December of last year I was using LLMs as fancy autocomplete for coding. It was nice for scaffolding out boilerplate, or giving me a gut check on some things, or banging out some boring routine stuff.

In the past two months Claude has written about 99% of my code. Things are changing. Fast

Why β€ͺ@why.bsky.team‬ Until December of last year I was using LLMs as fancy autocomplete for coding. It was nice for scaffolding out boilerplate, or giving me a gut check on some things, or banging out some boring routine stuff. In the past two months Claude has written about 99% of my code. Things are changing. Fast

in case you ever wondered why bsky breaks all the fuckin time and is increasingly a pile of jank

bsky.app/profile/why....

04.03.2026 10:36 πŸ‘ 7149 πŸ” 2302 πŸ’¬ 192 πŸ“Œ 638

It’s always people in white/silver/grey cars driving without lights on foggy mornings like this

04.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI understand you bought a Welsh soccer team years before Ryan Reynolds and friend”

02.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

GUMP!

02.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

- gasp - this is what Meatcat spoke of

01.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not an HBO show; it’s a CRAVE show distributed by HBO/max internationally.

01.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

those pesky Iranian missiles, always misfiring 🀣

01.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
01.03.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AhhhhHHHhavgdhshahsgdhaab

There were many things that made me almost post on that x dot com

But I didn’t

01.03.2026 11:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Like ok, obviously I dislike that.
But
The citizen app should not be notifying me of it.
Ya know what I mean?

01.03.2026 11:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I still have yet to find a clean shot of her whole outfit, I’m working on it

01.03.2026 11:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not to become Reform’s β€œproblem”, but maybe I’ll just stay ……….

01.03.2026 11:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s $1000 from London to Minneapolis but two weeks prior $550 MSP to Munich - we’re annoyed

01.03.2026 11:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Obviously yes I know saying that out loud right now doesn’t help my case but I need to tell someone ok

01.03.2026 11:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Still pointing out how expensive it is to fly back from Europe- for my defense later this year

01.03.2026 11:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

CHLOOOOEEEEEEAAHHHHH
I know your sister turns everyone on but

01.03.2026 10:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Idk Mamdani should just run in 2028; let’s see what the courts say

01.03.2026 10:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m already too busy with my UK boys parasocial relationships

01.03.2026 10:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m literally prime target for the β€œAI” companies- but not stupid enough.
Don get me wrong, I wish I could just befriend Smarterchild 2.0

01.03.2026 10:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a*

01.03.2026 10:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🎢 that’s what I go to school for, even tho is a real bore 🎢

01.03.2026 09:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

still pissed that google removed the map feature from google photos @killedbygoogle.com

01.03.2026 07:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0