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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

Man Always Waits Until Last Minute To Decide What He’ll End Up Sitting Alone In House Dressed As F... CROPSEYVILLE, NY—Frantically searching the internet for ideas, local man Jared Walker told reporters Thursday he always waits until the last minute to decide what he’ll end up sitting alone in his...

"Sometimes I think about going with a super elaborate costume that involves lots of preparation, but then I run out of time and just make an old bedsheet into a toga so I can eat takeout alone and fall asleep on the sofa as an ancient Roman."

Forgot I had access to this... I blame adhd