Savvy Gatton

You just know Langdon’s goldendoodle was on that waterslide

And also, do we not have a few thousand national guard sitting around playing candy crush who could like, pick up a shovel or something?

No but actually, the snow removal situation in DC is worthy of a full investigation.

Having a gf from California means unlocking the most ridiculous lore. What do you MEAN you were in the marshmallow study??

I feel like there was way more sniffling on the titanic than the film would have you believe

Here we go! If I’m missing any, lmk.

The girls need to start throwing shoes again

Being in a relationship with someone on the other side of the millennial-Z cusp has involved showing them a lot of movies with “Lewis Pullman’s dad”

It’s weeks like these I’m grateful The Newsroom isn’t still on air

Pete from mad men saying “not great, bob!”

So… are they gonna send the National Guard to Utah? Or…

The well-known promotional image for The Snowman (2017) showing a crude drawing of a Snowman and the words "Hello Mister Police" with the addition of Donald Trump's signature from his extremely unsuspicious letter to Jeffrey Epstein.

I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this.

Hot take I guess but Emerald Fennell’s is obviously for horny teenage girls. If it’s not to your liking, there are dozens of other adaptations in film, tv, and theater to enjoy.

We gotta drop "What do you do for fun?" question from the small talk list. It's too hard. I always panic and say something like I like to eat lunch

I think that’s worthy of discussion, esp since she’s a role model for so many young girls. What does it say that it’s not enough to be a top athlete at the height of fitness, you also have to fit a white body ideal? I’m not mad, I’m sad that even THE Serena Williams feels the need to take these.

… especially not a Black woman whose body has been scrutinized and caricatured to hell and back. But she’s not just any random person taking these drugs, she’s a superstar and is actively promoting the drugs and the company selling them (which her husband is invested in), as the article mentions.

Oh, forgive me, I don’t mean to lecture! I just wanted to add another perspective as someone living in a fat body who is interested in the intersections between that, anti-Blackness, and the cultural moment. I don’t begrudge any individual for using the drugs at all…

I won’t deny that there are negative nancies and trolls on the internet (there always are). But the important nuanced conversation shouldn’t be dismissed as “hating” or jealousy outright.

In particular, the rise of these drugs is coinciding with a rise in anti-fatness and extreme diet culture that correlates to the conservative white supremacist culture shift. (“Fearing the Black Body” by Sabrina Strings is a great and foundational text about anti-fatness and its anti-Black origins)

I wouldn’t say people are “coming for” Serena as much as they’re pointing out the fact that use of GLP-1s, and weight loss in general, is promoted as being “for your health”, but one of the greatest athletes in the world taking them for weight loss makes it clear it’s about aesthetics.

Four photos of Kirsten Dunst. Headline: “Celebrity News. Kirsten Dunst reveals ‘everyone’ has been mispronouncing her name— here’s how to say it”

It’s KER-stin DERnst

I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!

If you actually watch Gavin Newsom's podcast I think you will lose any faith you have misplaced in him. I'm sorry! He capitulates repeatedly to the conservative provocateur B-team. I don't think he can do combative discourse well enough in person and I suspect he does not write his own tweets

Newsom quote tweeting a Nazi account that tweeted an old photo of him

Gavin Newsom is openly boosting a Nazi account on Twitter now

Tbh, “comedian” is a gender and we should discriminate against it

Police have set up a checkpoint and appear to be stopping every single car on 14th st NW, between W+V, here in northwest DC. Some cars are being pulled over after being stopped.

Some police are wearing “HSI police” vests (Homeland Security Investigations)

How did they survive the rise of H--ler without being able to call everything “Orwellian”

The threat of having to submit your ID to speak online is chilling, especially as we’re watching ideological capture and capitulation play out across traditional media and institutions. And it’s particularly gutting that sex workers and digital rights activists have been sounding alarms for years

It absolutely makes sense that men are using AI more and seeing more job benefits, because confidently spouting nonsense in the shape of information (what LLMs are programmed to do) has always been much more of a pathway for career advancement for men than for others.