D.C.

High on his own supply.

He is terrified of the wind whipping away his combover to reveal his bald head. The idiots buying this merch is just a drop in the money bucket now. His family is stealing billions without any scrutiny.

Conservative leader Matt Schlapp is accused of fondling a male campaign staffer in Georgia The Herschel Walker campaign aide said the conservative leader groped him without his consent in October.

Matt Schlapp hates girls and women and apparently molests young men. www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...

Everyone is waiting for Wes vs. Marty.

In rural America, heart disease is increasingly claiming younger lives People living in rural parts of the country live shorter lives, on average, than their urban counterparts, largely due to heart disease. That disparity grew during the pandemic.

People living in rural parts of the country live shorter lives, on average, than their urban counterparts, largely due to heart disease. That disparity grew during the pandemic.

Not for you.

Troops on the ground or same bombing campaign / drone response?

And this is after the State of the Union which was supposed to be some sort of reset.

What have the bombings accomplished? An 86-year-old leader was replaced by his even more hardline son. There is no uprising. There is no regime change. The only thing different is that a lot of Iranian civilians, including many children, are now dead from Trump’s bombs. Congrats. 🎉🎊🍾

Trump bombed a school, killed dozens of children, and all they “accomplished” was killing an 86-year-old leader who was then replaced by his more hardline son.

We have analysed the new video of the Iran school strike - here’s what it reveals We have analysed the new video of the Iran school strike - here’s what it reveals

We have analysed the new video of the Iran school strike - here’s what it reveals

In case you’d forgotten Arizona Republicans hired “Cyber Ninjas” to audit 2020 election result in Maricopa County & Biden picked up 360 more votes when it was done

Trump is stealing our money and giving it to his sons.

Trump is stealing our money.

What exactly is the Pentagon paying these AI companies to do to us?

www.npr.org/2026/03/08/n...

Texas Democrats post highest Senate primary turnout in decades, topping Republican vote Turnout in the Texas Democratic primary reached record highs statewide and across North Texas, driven by a competitive Senate race.

From @dallasnews.com:

"Texas Democrats post highest Senate primary turnout in decades, topping Republican vote"

Bills to limit Iowa governor’s authority seen by Democrats as preemptive strike ahead of 2026 election Republicans are running bills that would restrict the Iowa governor’s authority; Democrats see them as an attempt to hamstring a future Democratic governor

Are Iowa Republicans worried about losing this year's open-seat race for governor? Democrats say that new GOP bills are trying to weaken the power of the governorship—something Republicans elsewhere have done when faced with a loss of the governor's mansion.

Just a couple of years ago, the Wisconsin Supreme Court was a rubberstamp for GOP policies. Liberals could easily get to 5-2 with an election this year to replace Rebecca Bradley. An off-year election in 2027 is harder, but Ziegler retiring makes a previously unthinkable 6-1 split look possible.

Morning Digest: After saying he's 'not quitting on California,' Darrell Issa quits on California—again For the second time, the wealthy GOP congressman is retiring rather than face a tough reelection battle

Darrell Issa in December: “I can hold this seat, I’m not quitting on California, and neither should anyone else.”

Darrell Issa on Friday: [quits on California]

Our extended recap of the Republican's long and tumultuous career in today's newsletter -->

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And the mainstream media’s reaction?

Bombshell investigation verifies key details in 13-year-old Trump accuser's story Key details in the account of a woman who’s accused President Donald Trump of sexually assaulting her when she was a minor were verified Sunday in an explosive investigation conducted by The Post and Courier.The woman first came forward to the FBI following the 2019 arrest of Jeffrey Epstein, and wa...

Key details in the account of a woman who's accused President Donald Trump of sexually assaulting her when she was a minor were verified Sunday in an explosive investigation conducted by The Post and Courier.

Bangladesh shuts universities early to save power amid energy crisis Bangladesh will close all universities from Monday, bringing forward the Eid al-Fitr holidays as part of emergency measures to conserve ​electricity and fuel amid a worsening energy crisis linked to ‌the conflict in the Middle East.

Bangladesh shuts universities early to save power amid energy crisis reut.rs/4ujYCKT

Why would Trump care about gas prices? He’s never had to drive himself anywhere. Probably doesn’t even know how to drive. Little Lord Fauntleroy chauffeured everywhere since birth.

Trump is so fucking stupid and also fat.

President FOREtunate Son. ⛳️

Does Trump even know how to drive a car?

Oil surges above $100 a barrel; Trump says 'small price to pay' for defeating Iran Gulf Arab oil producers are cutting production as they run out of storage space because they can't export through the Strait of Hormuz

Trump announces that the soaring cost of filling up your gas tank is a "small price to pay" for his glorious Iran war. www.cnbc.com/2026/03/08/c...