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Helen or Hell. Comics critic, archivist, eunuch, etc. Zine goddess of Gynoid Distribution. Minors DNI. She/her/it/"you people"

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frn #rkgk

06.03.2026 08:50 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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they're shit-talking you in Oddman 11

06.03.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 242 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
old patreon illustration or teru and alice fucking with monster genitals, a one-eyed teary cock and a slug-like pussy with beetlejuice-ass tentacles coming out of it to grab their dick and bring it inside

old patreon illustration or teru and alice fucking with monster genitals, a one-eyed teary cock and a slug-like pussy with beetlejuice-ass tentacles coming out of it to grab their dick and bring it inside

monster tentapussy t4t sex πŸ’₯

05.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 245 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

see you and i share a certain understanding

06.03.2026 06:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

one idea im toying with is two ds2 ogres on my inner theighs, so that anyone who gets past them is entering the gender coffin

06.03.2026 05:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

my trust in you is immense

06.03.2026 05:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

06.03.2026 05:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

up late painting a hot foam latex snout for my next performance. life's all right

06.03.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
episode 010

episode 010

06.03.2026 05:50 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i should get another tattoo

06.03.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i give myself a nightcap of poorly groomed men who might someday be women playing sonic the hedgehog (2006) and getting mad at it

06.03.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Body & Soul Have Fallen... Yamaki Nakaoka

06.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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holy shit

06.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Garlic Girl

A yellow garlic label with a woman in a light blue blouse and dress holding a large bulb of garlic

Garlic Girl A yellow garlic label with a woman in a light blue blouse and dress holding a large bulb of garlic

Making garlic fried rice & steak for dinner

I know some of you out there would fold for Garlic Girl

06.03.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
What's My Line? episode from 1973, a woman with the text "LADIES UNDERWEAR" over her

What's My Line? episode from 1973, a woman with the text "LADIES UNDERWEAR" over her

What's My Line? episode from 1973, a man with the text "PICKLES" over him

What's My Line? episode from 1973, a man with the text "PICKLES" over him

06.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
psychedelic imagery from DC Comics' Swamp Thing

psychedelic imagery from DC Comics' Swamp Thing

Writing about Tatjana Wood today. If you knew her, worked with her, or were influenced by her, please drop me a line!

03.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wow i did actually thank you!

06.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Watching TNG with original commercials is the only way to watch, TBH.

06.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 441 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 327 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

i don't think we need any more numbers. 10 is already too many

06.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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KIDS Act Passes Energy and Commerce along Partisan Lines, COPPA 2.0 Postponed Additional bills on kids online safety and cybersecurity passed with bipartisan support

The package of censorship and surveillance bills brought up in todays markup has been advanced

Continue to contact your representatives and demand this legislation be opposed. Tell your family and friends, explain how these bills are not what they appear, and ask them to join us in opposition!

06.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 1904 πŸ” 2111 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 34

nipples

06.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

why is everyone ok with streaming on "peacock" but no one will buy my streaming service, "poo pussy"

06.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

looks good!

06.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A frame from Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II (1993).
About 3/4 of a dozen young school girls are in front of a barred fence, smiling. They are looking at the small dinosaur-esque Baby Godzilla in the foreground, facing away from the camera.
The caption reads, "Isn't he lovely?"
They are, of course, 110% correct.

Not pictured: Godzilla; Mechagodzilla; Baby's lovely face (because he's turned away)

A frame from Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II (1993). About 3/4 of a dozen young school girls are in front of a barred fence, smiling. They are looking at the small dinosaur-esque Baby Godzilla in the foreground, facing away from the camera. The caption reads, "Isn't he lovely?" They are, of course, 110% correct. Not pictured: Godzilla; Mechagodzilla; Baby's lovely face (because he's turned away)

A frame from Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II (1993).
A close up of Baby's beautiful mug.
No caption.

A frame from Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II (1993). A close up of Baby's beautiful mug. No caption.

Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II (1993)

05.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 243 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5

a woman in trouble

05.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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bed bug comics from "bug", which debuted at TCAF last year

05.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0