What about almond butter and jelly?
09.03.2026 06:29
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What about almond butter and jelly?
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68
actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67
Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!
The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman
Hardcore!!
NTSB is the last exemplar of independent professionalism in federal government, because we used to think stopping plane crashes was a goal beyond partisanship
calvin: HEY DAD, I'M DOING A TRAFFIC SAFETY POSTER. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR A SLOGAN? calvin’s dad: SURE! "CYCLISTS HAVE A RIGHT TO THE ROAD TOO, YOU NOISY, POLLUTING, INCONSIDERATE MANIACS! I HOPE GAS GOES UP TO EIGHT BUCKS A GALLON!" calvin: THANKS, DAD. I'LL GO ASK MOM. calvin’s dad: WHY ? THAT'S A GREAT SLOGAN!
every day he’s vindicated
Me and who????
Can you imagine a world that isnt evil and everyone is kind and theres no suffering and we all get to do nice things and love each other
Yeah you cute and funny
Hey y'all, check out my name!
'Your Tax Dollars Being Used to Raise Your Gas Prices': US-Israel Bomb Major Iranian Oil Depots | Scenes from Tehran on Saturday were widely described as "apocalyptic" and widely condemned.
@crushbort about a year ago my dad and I got into an elevator with pat sajak and after an uncomfortably long silence my dad said “i’d like to buy a vowel” like it was the funniest thing in the world and sajak tweeted something right after to the effect of wishing this day was already over @Hipstercrite about a year ago Tell me the strangest interaction you've had with a celebrity.
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She looks like the younger sister of one of @aaronschmit.bsky.social's Trailer Park Witches
Destroying a desalination plant is the modern day equivalent of dumping salt into farmland
Ah so it's Peacock's fault
They blew up an elementary school Tom
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When politicians don't honor their promises, our work is to make them. To do that, we have to build enough power to make them. I understand why people get disappointed but this is unfortunately how things work in politics.
Ooh I have a fun idea. How about we DONT give billions of dollars to rebuild these radars
What does "deal with it" even mean to them?
Twitter user eoghan: How dare poor people get free medical advice <quote tweet from Twitter user Polymarket: BREAKING: New York bill would ban AI from answering questions related to medicine, law, dentistry, nursing, psychology, social work, engineering, & more.> Twitter user YBrogard79094: JUST MAKE HEALTHCARE ACCESSIBLE Twitter user eoghan: AI is literally free healthcare. Being a communist must be exhausting
It's just blatant mistreatment of patients
I saw someone say Air Force pilots are the modern day equivalent of a gas chamber operator and I can’t stop thinking about it
Cloud explains Batman Beyond
The citizens of Neo Gotham needed something to help fight the apathy, greed, and corruption that had taken over their city. Reluctantly, an elderly Bruce Wayne could think of only one thing...
#FF7 #BatmanBeyond
In the US we hide the operating costs of transportation through privatizing it in assuming that everyone owns a car—and then we villainize the operational costs of public transit at the farebox. There is no “fair fight”—the system is rigged by design
Susan Collins has gotten all too comfortable staying silent as the President takes a wrecking ball to our Constitution.
This moment demands someone who will fight back. I've stood up to him before, and I'm not afraid to do it again in the Senate.
The vast majority of Muslims I’ve ever met have no difficulty with this distinction whatsoever. It is typically Christians and specifically western Christians who cannot distinguish. In the Muslim world, modern Israel is a political entity very distinct from Bani Israel.
