his year with the gophers before he went to Notre Dame soured him around these parts

a soccer player in a purple jersey is making a funny face while standing in front of a net . ALT: a soccer player in a purple jersey is making a funny face while standing in front of a net .

never feel more like singing the blues
than when everton win liverpool lose!
come on you blues!

my best Halloween costume to date

drove to a friend in SW last weekend. there are hardly any anti ice signs. felt like a different country.

it's been a long December

A

no no no. let the old logos stay in the city. the jazz/Lakers/North Stars etc shouldn't have been allowed to keep the brand and it's ridiculous they did

A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."

an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:

Michele Tafoya texting Tony Dungy asking if he has interest in joining her YouTube channel to get 300 views per week.

Louis CK

happens at least once a week

i hate that fake fuck

AI FAN: now, you can finally imagine anything you want!
ME: I could already do that
AI FAN: no this different
ME: I'm imagining running you over with a steamroller
AI FAN: don't do that
ME: now I'm imagining consoling your girlfriend after
AI FAN: I don't have a girlfriend
ME: I know

thanks to the strong boy mayor, he really met the moment. buying a billboard in these trying times is definitely meeting the moment

I hope they lose 300 games a season until they sell the damn team

#AHouseDivided

he's a majestic beast

and sewers! get those cleared and the streets will be much better!

I saw countless electeds standing with our neighbors to patrol our streets, help with mutual aid drives and protest the brutality of our federal government. Jacob Frey was busy on a press tour, just planning his next political move. Thanks for nothing.

Wedding photo top left

Wedding photo removed

SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts

every single one you can see coming. feel like they all come after he picked up a defensive foul, and figures he can get away with a little extra, and he can't.

can I get a Samson redacted version of this?

#abolishICE

my buddy's neighbor was gonna get rid of this, he said it was from the met. it's in my garage now

I follow a bunch of people from Liverpool (my team is Everton) and they use Texan as a slur and I love them

A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"

Never Forget

Two contestants names Randle and Lamb

Whoa Black Betty

support the people in your city

yeah, frey happens to be powerless here, whipple isn't in minneapolis. but he is doing a good job of making it easy on ICE by hampering people on the ground! people have been setting up traffic calming down corridors that ICE travels. city workers/police have been clearing them even though they work