Holly Golightly, Esq.

Cartoon by Mike Luckovich.

My purrralegal, Pikachu.

@legalala.bsky.social I found you! Mouse being Mouse.

@thejenlife.bsky.social here you are!!

Add cholera to the list.

Shocking and unbelievable. Who could have known!

The cruelty is the point for them. Ex: Trump signing that Big Bullshit Bill on 7/4.

Half the houses in my neighborhood barely survived a Cat 1. 🤣🤣 The claim that could withstand a Cat 2 is laughable.

Yours are spooky. No wonder I wasnt following you.

It’s funny because #lawtwitter and #democratic and #liberal blue sky have found me. I only semi recently started posting more political stuff/commenting on political. The ✨vibes✨ are good and check out.

I havent been on in ages, so I apologize for my delayed follow backs! I’m not usually this bad.

Here is a #cattax payment as an amends.

@character-fitness.bsky.social omg your name. 😭😂😩

We’ve decided we only want 1 kid instead of 2 at this point and that’s in large part due to ✨this economy.✨

No kidding!! She’s got a routine! This is when she inspected husband’s luggage.

One of my dad’s cats does a nightly inspection of our room and then wanders out.

I’m glad a neighbor called it in at least though too. This could have gone on for weeks otherwise!

Yessssss! We have someone coming to feed the cats and stuff. But YES!

City said he’ll be back around 2 and the builder has a guy here right now for our house side. But yeah, timing couldnt be worse.

And the city shut off the water so we don’t get some crazy bill. But we have so many things we need to do before we leave town involving use of water.

I know. The home side is getting taken care of by our builder warranty, but now I have to get the city out (again) to fix their side.

Welp, it’s on the city side and house side. Cool.

Lol. Of course we have a house side leak 2 days before we leave town for almost 3 weeks.

People are really doing the MOST at the end of this year.

Yeah, $50k from the feds and $10k from NY. I hope they pay up.

If the Founding Fathers could see what their experiment became in 2024…well I certainly hope they’d be mad.

Who tf knows anymore.

I’m not entirely sure why the country is confused that a fast food employee would turn in someone with a $60k reward attached to them 2 weeks before Christmas.

LMAO my client just sent me 4800 pages of documents. Fml.

Love that for us.

Welp, based on the sudden influx of followers I have, seems like folks are really making the switch.

Oh shit