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they trained the ai on too many officer involved shooting headlines to the point all acts of violence get phrased like that

I think william penn was like, his boss or someone promoted over him.

absol just looks better in red pen

Unfortunately, Linux was cursed by a witch to be on everywhere except the average person's desktop

everything’s fucked

While it is very cool that Dorohedoro is getting another season of anime, you ABSOLUTELY should read the manga.

Hayashida has such a unique art and shading style that it's effectively impossible to animate. The anime does a decent job, but it feels like transposing it into a whole different style.

CULT LEADER OF POST-APOCALYPTIC RELIGION WHOS TENETS ARE BASED ON MEMES FOUND IN AN ABANDONED SSD: ~gotta have them riiiiibs~ -ding-

CULT CONGREGATION, IN UNISON: ~and pussy toooo~

Re9 comic Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right? Grace: umm... no... Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah? Grace: what?! no!!! Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway" Grace looks very sad and pathetic

smh what are they teaching kids these days? 😕 #re9

okay this fake ai thing is delightful

i mean the late roman empire was a bit more like that

umberto eco books always feel like decades ahead of their time, a bunch of writers fed a bunch of occult nonsense into a computer algorithm as a prank and it ended up ruining their lives?

it’s important to remember i’m a beautiful woman

oh no are you on trial for crimes against humanity?

Spectra looks sick

and hegseth trying to purge random generals for being “too woke” and they’re probably running the war from a golf course in florida.

it should be illegal for cis people to work as pharmacists

yesssssssss

living in a walkable city where you can get anywhere you need by walking, by bus, or train is goated in an economic collapsed based entirely on gas prices

israel of course being one of the worst regimes in the middle east as well

tbh i dunno if watered down alcohol would be that much safer infection wise I think a fair amount of microbes would tolerate something like 1% alcohol in solution

i should get a two tone hair dye

someone’s got to at least have done hand stuff or oral

why are they playing an orchestral version of “smells like teen spirit” at this

oh god why are academic conferences so overwhelming

you could probably buy a house with 200 dollars back then

they should make a dating app for queer women that bans you if you post discourse

sure

has anyone ascertained whether cookie’s bustle is good

in his house at Oshkosh Wisconsin, dead Milkthulhu lies dreaming