Detective Fin

Coroner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Ashtray Joy. Found her naked on a trampoline yellin' "My name is Paula Deen, welcome to my kitchen!"

It's called Fat Walrus, It's made from ketamine and Ambien. Found this dude on a tricycle wearin' nothin' but a aqua apron buildin' a diorama of Castle Grayskull.

Kids are callin' it Galaxy Boosters. He set a dumpster on fire behind a pet store and huffed the fumes until he thought he was surrounded by a bunch of pigeons wearin' toupes.

Melinda says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Kaleidoscope Scramble. It's made from peanuts and resin.

They're callin' it Biker's Backpack. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're at a Jiffy Lube gettin' paid to do karaoke with librarians.

Turns out that joint was laced with catnip and margarine. Dealers are callin' it Facebook Bassoon.

Lab says she was wacked out on some new drug called Sicilian Pudding. Found her naked in some bushes yellin' "Hide me from the Kinder Eggs!"

Medical examiner says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Liquid Loaf. It's made from Tapatio and bath salts.

They're callin' it Avocado Neck. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they're at a Motel 6 gettin' paid to teach workshops on metaverse legs.

It's a nootropic from the dark 'net called Bone Powder. Dude was givin' a SXSW talk on usin' blockchain to put on makeup, suddenly he was floatin' out the window in a drone powered hammock.

They're callin' it Finger Walrus, It's made from Redbull and Ambien. Found this dude at an anime convention naked except for a corduroy blindfold sending group-texts of plush wiener dogs to all of his ex-girlfriends.

Medical examiner says she OD'd on somethin' called Kitchen Cubes. Housekeeper found her passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but a pair of jorts, strapped to a stick of salami.

Medical examiner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Blue Rhythm. Found her naked in a barn screamin' "Beware the bread sticks!"

Street name is Walrus Baklava, It's made from meth and Ambien. Found this chick inside a giant pipe organ wearin' nothin' but some aqua suspenders giving herself a tattoo of Coach Z.

Toxicology found traces of molly and palmetto bugs. They're callin' it Vanilla Fritter. It's a deep-fried drug Fritter from Florida.

Dr. Warner says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Basement Pickles. It's made from egg whites and PCP.

Warner says she was high on somethin' called Barnyard Bender. It's an anti-psychotic pill for sea lions.

Melinda says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Fairy Bromicide. It's made from Velveeta and banana peels.

It's called Walrus Gristle, It's made from Kibbles 'n Bits and Ambien. Found this chick at Penn Station wearin' nothin' but a pair of violet crocs sending group-texts of yoga instructors to all of her ex-boyfriends.

Coroner found traces of banana peels and hemp milk. It's called Savory Cheese. It's an artisanal drug Cheese from Bushwick.

Warner says she OD'd on somethin' called Illuminati Muscles. Housekeeper found her passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but a pair of jorts, chained to a clown wig.

Dealers are callin' it Fear Bobo. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day she wakes up at Comic-Con covered in McRibs.

It's called Righteous Jam. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day he wakes up at an art show in bushwick covered in fabric softener.

Coroner says she was high on somethin' called Sidewalk Time Warp. It's a pain killer for anteaters.

Dr. Warner says he was high on somethin' called Chiba Rhythm. It's a nootropic for great danes.

Street name is Walrus Marzipan, It's made from pepper and Ambien. Found this chick in a bathtub wearin' nothin' but a neoprene cowboy hat giving herself a tattoo of her name in an alien language she just discovered.

Lab says he was wacked out on some new drug called Goblin Heaven. Found him naked at a cat show yellin' "My name is Gordon Ramsay, welcome to my kitchen!"

Kids are callin' it Fairy Fist. He set a dumpster on fire behind a McDonald's and huffed the fumes until he thought it was rainin' flax seeds.

Medical examiner found traces of steroids and rat fur. It's called Tangy Pizza. It's an artisanal drug Pizza from Brooklyn.

It's called Psycho Walrus, It's made from nail polish remover and Ambien. Found this chick at a Benihana wearin' nothin' but a pair of jorts buildin' a diorama of the living room from the Simpsons.