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DR. AMANDA BLANCHARD D.C.

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Producer | Screenwriter with a true comedy about a disabled chiropractor who suffers medical malpractice and discovers she's pregnant.

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Hell yes! And that is fantastic comedy too!

How fun.

25.06.2025 12:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want to stand them up, bolt them so they can't move.

So when they sprout, they will sprout like a mushroom Christmas tree!

29.05.2025 02:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

12 inches by 7 feet?

Shittake.

29.05.2025 02:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You wanted it.

This is one of the logs.

The saw dust at the bottom left is covering a brick to keep it from rolling so you can guesstimate the size.

We did 20!

29.05.2025 02:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@leahfromsd.bsky.social
I spent the day thinking of you.

I planted 1000 mushroom plugs in logs today.

Shittake.

Huge logs.

We should have mushrooms for years.

28.05.2025 09:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had chat gpt write something realize it's mistake and wrote the correction in its one reply.

What in the living?

09.05.2025 16:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pitch what you know!

09.05.2025 02:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know why the caged bird sang, but also why Jesus wept.

07.05.2025 14:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I recently learned half and half is not the recipe for coffee.

You people are animals.

06.05.2025 15:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Only Grans
Only Grans YouTube video by Wendell Simmons

Did you watch SNL's only seniors this past weekend?

Well, the weekend prior, we were receiving audience choice for "only grans."

Check out SNL's source material here. Lol

youtu.be/rvtmylzVOGg?...

06.05.2025 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dont mean to brag, but Im hanging with Kevin Smith, tonight watching an extended cut of Dogma.

Giddy like a school girl.

28.04.2025 18:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Only Grans
Only Grans YouTube video by Wendell Simmons

m.youtube.com/watch?v=rvtm...

We won audience selection tonight with a short film called "Only Grans"

Hope you enjoy it.

27.04.2025 03:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It's a favorite of mine.

I love good entertainment with light education.

It's great.

21.04.2025 01:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm performing at the Bird Comedy Club in K.C.

Gravy's train wife has arrived!

19.04.2025 00:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ravensbruck was a concentration camp in Germany for German citizens.

Just wait.

14.04.2025 19:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Incentives matter!

Financiers like money back guarantees.

But that being said Missouri has some of the best in the nation.

So keep sending projects this way, Texas!

01.04.2025 21:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dont have strong familiar ties.

But i do have a family of service members.

Doesn't matter the branch...they are all my brothers and sisters.

And just like family...you can't pick em and most are crazy as hell.

29.03.2025 12:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't solicite within the same office at the same time!

Agents talk.

27.03.2025 10:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aww, thanks. I really love the numbers.

Each film has to be either 1, 3, or 5 minutes, and we randomly drew.

It's so fun.

27.03.2025 10:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But small ones can still be cute! Right???

Lol

27.03.2025 10:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey! This sounds interesting!
Im going to dm.

27.03.2025 10:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I had to ask my daughter to not roast me.

I'm chair of a film competition and the trophies arrived.

She roasted their size.

Size ain't everything...right? Lol

27.03.2025 10:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People have died from less.

Watch yourself. Lol

14.03.2025 10:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have 2 directors looking for low budget horror features.

We are looking for something sexy/comical.

Or a thriller with a great twist.

If you have something done in these genres. Please send me your loglines.

09.03.2025 14:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 43 ๐Ÿ” 19 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

But let me tell you about my neighbors. Lol

26.02.2025 00:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As someone from a small town...,
who went looking for a war...
To return to a small town...

I attest it ain't me. Lol

26.02.2025 00:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh god no.

25.02.2025 14:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My friend is proctored the bar exam today...

I wished him lots of cheating to keep his day action packed.

24.02.2025 15:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My son, who has special needs, likes to remind me his birthday is coming every day since Christmas...

His birthday is in April, y'all.

24.02.2025 14:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nick who's in your reading group?

22.02.2025 04:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0