James Welham

This is how I access Bluesky

“A long, flowing beautiful sentence”? Can’t wait for you to deliver one of those, Donny.

High time we got a result against one of the sides above us. Getting a bit silly now.

See also - the assistant at Moss Bros who replied, when I said I’d like to hire a dinner suit for ten days’ time, with “Bruh”.

What athlete’s expression will stay with you the rest of your life?

Bit of a self-indulgent #OTD but fuck it. Five years ago today, my son rang the end of treatment bell at Great Ormond St Hospital. Well done lad and well done all the team on Elephant Ward.

🎶Wasn’t it good…wasn’t it good? Wasn’t it fine…wasn’t it fine?🎶

Thanks for the ear worm 👍🏻

These are not the words of a national leader or professional soldier. ThIs is a freshman during fraternity rush hoping to impress and slowly summoning his own erection in the process.

Kids using it as an excuse to turn up to school in a tracksuit saying “I’m reading Cristiano Ronaldo’s book”

What a hat that is by the way.

Same!

Gran Derbi in Spain today too, where hopefully Real Betis will paint the town green and white.

@wsc.co.uk Tricky away fixture for me at Hatfield Hospital today. But when it came to getting myself some sweets for the many hours sat in bed, there was only one choice!

I like a bet. But this is beyond crass.

3️⃣ Speckled

Silly I know but one likes to imagine her majesty up in hea’n looking a little cross because she spent 12m to settle a charge against her paedo son only to see him arrested for misconduct in public office. Im sure Paddington will cheer her up with a yummy marmalade sandwich 💞🇬🇧

Good news. Those proposals were beyond dumb.

Paddy Power and SkyBet

I’ve just sent this to a pal to share with his Canadian wife and she has said I’m something called a hoser. Which I’ve just looked up and does seem fair.

a kangaroo with 3 gold medals and a capybara with one gold medal welcome a moose to the Winter Olympic medal club

ON DAY 9 OF THE OLYMPICS, CANADA FINALLY WINS ITS FIRST GOLD

First Saturday home league game since November 22nd. Buzzing for it!

They looked pretty naff anyway, but the ones along Canvey Way just look sad now.

‘Life hack’. Crap old life though.

What a fucking wimp.

Beautiful tale about The Krankies here 🥰

Bruce French Toast

This bit is so, so, so key. He got his massive leg-up, now fuck everyone else. The absolute pits.

Just been channel hopping. Can hardly imagine anyone who would make me hop on quicker. Maybe the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Post a banger not in English

‘Eto’ by Adwaith

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